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AIBU?

TO DO A SATIRE ON WOMEN WITH PERK professions

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GabbyLoggon · 21/06/2011 15:16

you know, see them advertised, life coaches etc. I will send up the beloved MOTIVATIONALISTS.......

Bounces on the stage or into the room

Speaks fast and furious " Whats the problem, you live in a lovely city. There are plenty of jobs about? get off your arses and go for it. No one is going to do it for you. I was down in the dumps 2 years ago, I got off my butt and started searching for work. I took anythingh but prostituition. Floor sweeping , newspapaer selling , humping .....coal. Washing up in pubs. Now look at the size of my car outside. You could get a friggin army in it. Go for it. Only sit on your arse when you want a shit. No excuses. That will be £25.Dont let me down" leaves room with fumes coming of her rear end.

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 21/06/2011 15:18

What is she wearing?

GabbyLoggon · 21/06/2011 15:18

sorry I seem to have posted this twice..gremlins.

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belgo · 21/06/2011 15:19

25 pounds is cheap. 90 euros per hour is the going rate here.

GabbyLoggon · 21/06/2011 15:22

What is she wearing? that matters. She is rather expensively dressed in a trouser suit that cost £150....with a green choker, and a lot of facial make up. She may be wearing the new shaved look with jewelry. Which would make Jimmy saville say Jewelry, jewelry

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GrimmaTheNome · 21/06/2011 15:24

She may be wearing the new shaved look with jewelry.

Is that a reference to last nights Best Newsnight Ever? ... hasn't anyone done a thread on it.

mayorquimby · 21/06/2011 15:24

I'm going to go with yabu can't see you pulling it off tbf.
Plus David Brents motivational speaking scene has already nailed it.

GabbyLoggon · 21/06/2011 15:28

Grimma that Newsnight was a turn up for the book. Shave it, and decorate with jewelry, jewelry. It sounds like a short lived gimmick, but who knows?

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Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 21/06/2011 15:33

Mmm not funny at all really....

ChaosTrulyReigns · 21/06/2011 15:34

ManAlive will it be on oPlayer?

GrimmaTheNome · 21/06/2011 15:38

this should be it.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 21/06/2011 15:44

Thanks I appreciate that Grim.

tinkertitonk · 21/06/2011 17:20

On what planet is £150 expensively dressed? Your life coach is a loser Gabby.

iklboo · 21/06/2011 18:27

A lot of facial makeup, eh? Not like my arse makeup. THAT'S where I've been going wrong!

GabbyLoggon · 21/06/2011 19:23

the cheek of it is that most of them have the nerve to pretend that it does anygood at all except to their bank balANCE

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GabbyLoggon · 21/06/2011 19:24

Gift of the gab is often accompanied bylack of morality

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