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GabbyLoggon Tue 21-Jun-11 15:16:56

you know, see them advertised, life coaches etc. I will send up the beloved MOTIVATIONALISTS.......

Bounces on the stage or into the room

Speaks fast and furious " Whats the problem, you live in a lovely city. There are plenty of jobs about? get off your arses and go for it. No one is going to do it for you. I was down in the dumps 2 years ago, I got off my butt and started searching for work. I took anythingh but prostituition. Floor sweeping , newspapaer selling , humping .....coal. Washing up in pubs. Now look at the size of my car outside. You could get a friggin army in it. Go for it. Only sit on your arse when you want a shit. No excuses. That will be £25.Dont let me down" leaves room with fumes coming of her rear end.

ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 21-Jun-11 15:18:35

What is she wearing?

GabbyLoggon Tue 21-Jun-11 15:18:57

sorry I seem to have posted this twice..gremlins.

belgo Tue 21-Jun-11 15:19:36

25 pounds is cheap. 90 euros per hour is the going rate here.

GabbyLoggon Tue 21-Jun-11 15:22:11

What is she wearing? that matters. She is rather expensively dressed in a trouser suit that cost £150....with a green choker, and a lot of facial make up. She may be wearing the new shaved look with jewelry. Which would make Jimmy saville say Jewelry, jewelry

GrimmaTheNome Tue 21-Jun-11 15:24:14

>She may be wearing the new shaved look with jewelry.

Is that a reference to last nights Best Newsnight Ever? grin ... hasn't anyone done a thread on it.

mayorquimby Tue 21-Jun-11 15:24:40

I'm going to go with yabu can't see you pulling it off tbf.
Plus David Brents motivational speaking scene has already nailed it.

GabbyLoggon Tue 21-Jun-11 15:28:43

Grimma that Newsnight was a turn up for the book. Shave it, and decorate with jewelry, jewelry. It sounds like a short lived gimmick, but who knows?

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 Tue 21-Jun-11 15:33:54

Mmm not funny at all really....

ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 21-Jun-11 15:34:01

ManAlive will it be on oPlayer?

<<likes Newsnight, but has awful memory>>

GrimmaTheNome Tue 21-Jun-11 15:38:08

this should be it.

ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 21-Jun-11 15:44:49

Thanks I appreciate that Grim.

tinkertitonk Tue 21-Jun-11 17:20:22

On what planet is £150 expensively dressed? Your life coach is a loser Gabby.

iklboo Tue 21-Jun-11 18:27:23

A lot of facial makeup, eh? Not like my arse makeup. THAT'S where I've been going wrong! grin

GabbyLoggon Tue 21-Jun-11 19:23:47

the cheek of it is that most of them have the nerve to pretend that it does anygood at all except to their bank balANCE

GabbyLoggon Tue 21-Jun-11 19:24:59

Gift of the gab is often accompanied bylack of morality

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