you know, see them advertised, life coaches etc. I will send up the beloved MOTIVATIONALISTS.......
Bounces on the stage or into the room
Speaks fast and furious " Whats the problem, you live in a lovely city. There are plenty of jobs about? get off your arses and go for it. No one is going to do it for you. I was down in the dumps 2 years ago, I got off my butt and started searching for work. I took anythingh but prostituition. Floor sweeping , newspapaer selling , humping .....coal. Washing up in pubs. Now look at the size of my car outside. You could get a friggin army in it. Go for it. Only sit on your arse when you want a shit. No excuses. That will be £25.Dont let me down" leaves room with fumes coming of her rear end.
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