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to ask y'all to think of the rudest birthday greeting possible for bupcakes?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 21/06/2011 12:27

Grin

Happy birthday moi ickle yamyam.

[mild]

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worraliberty · 21/06/2011 12:29

Congratulations on the Anniversary of the day your Mother shat you out Grin

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TrilllianAstra · 21/06/2011 12:30

Happy Birthday to you
we went to the zoo
we saw a hairy monkey
and thought it was you!

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BabyYoureAFirework · 21/06/2011 12:30

Happy Birthday, you crotch-rotted old bitch Grin



Oooh I feel a bit guilty just typing that Blush

Hope you're having a great day!

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 21/06/2011 12:40
Grin
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ipswichwitch · 21/06/2011 12:41

hooray it's your birthday
it's time for lots of fun
so roll this card up nice and tight
and stick it up your bum!!

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spookshowangel · 21/06/2011 12:45

its your birthday, your one year older.
one year wiser.
one year more the world has been blessed with your presence and grace.
shame about the tits though eh.

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MajorBumsore · 21/06/2011 12:47

Your fanny stinks of dick cheese. Many happy returns.

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MotherMucca · 21/06/2011 12:49

Happy birthday arse-faced hun.

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Stars82 · 21/06/2011 12:53

Happy Birthday...another year older and still a bitch :)

seriously read that on a card in a shop once

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Sparklegeek · 21/06/2011 12:57

Jason Orange says he can spare you 4 mins 30 secs between Patience & Rule The World tonight.

Happy Birthday.

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Happymm · 21/06/2011 13:00

Happy birthday cuntychops :o

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iklboo · 21/06/2011 13:04

Happy birthday bupcakes
Now don't you get too pissed
To watch Jason Orange footage
And have one off the wrist
Happy birthday bupcakes
I don't want to offend
If Jason bats for the other side
You can always have Howard's end!

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ReindeerBollocks · 21/06/2011 13:05

Happy birthday Bupcakes

Don't eat all the birthday cake, as your arse will get fat.

Have a great day though

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AuntieMonica · 21/06/2011 13:07

Happy Birthday bupcakes

keep eating the cake, the fat pushes out your wrinkles

Grin

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GentleOtter · 21/06/2011 13:07

Happy Birthday Bupcakes!

From one old gimmer to another Grin

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 21/06/2011 13:12

This thread has lost its path.

Sad

Rude, I tell ya, rude.

[cracks whip]

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AuntieMonica · 21/06/2011 13:13

d'ya mean as in filth or just plain rude?

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Mamaz0n · 21/06/2011 13:13

it's your birthday, celebrate well. After all It is another year closer to death

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ReindeerBollocks · 21/06/2011 13:19

Sorry CTR

Happy birthday Buppy you dirty bitch. Hope you have a fun day being spanked by your DH dressed as Jason Orange.

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Pumpernickel10 · 21/06/2011 13:23

Happy birthday my dear.
I shagged Jason Orange lastnight and he said I'm better than you Grin

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DanFmDorking · 21/06/2011 13:30

Happy Birthday ...
Anyone who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

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DanFmDorking · 21/06/2011 13:32

Happy Birthday...
Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty
So the world needs YOU after all!

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DanFmDorking · 21/06/2011 13:33

Happy Birthday...
It's wommen like you that make some blokes gay.

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ChazsBrilliantAttitude · 21/06/2011 13:35

Happy Birthday BubbaHun
Lotza Lurve Hugz n' Stuff
Lol Lol Lol Lol

0 days 0hours 0 mins 30sec since someone sent Bupcake Hugz

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DanFmDorking · 21/06/2011 13:37

Happy Birthday...
Vodafone regrets to inform you that the network has gone down on everyone except you.
No one would go down on you - not even a network

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