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to ask y'all to think of the rudest birthday greeting possible for bupcakes?

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ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 21-Jun-11 12:27:34


Happy birthday moi ickle yamyam.


worraliberty Tue 21-Jun-11 12:29:52

Congratulations on the Anniversary of the day your Mother shat you out grin

TrilllianAstra Tue 21-Jun-11 12:30:34

Happy Birthday to you
we went to the zoo
we saw a hairy monkey
and thought it was you!

BabyYoureAFirework Tue 21-Jun-11 12:30:35

Happy Birthday, you crotch-rotted old bitch grin

Oooh I feel a bit guilty just typing that blush

Hope you're having a great day!

ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 21-Jun-11 12:40:12


ipswichwitch Tue 21-Jun-11 12:41:44

hooray it's your birthday
it's time for lots of fun
so roll this card up nice and tight
and stick it up your bum!!

<obviously works best when written in b'day card smile >

spookshowangel Tue 21-Jun-11 12:45:05

its your birthday, your one year older.
one year wiser.
one year more the world has been blessed with your presence and grace.
shame about the tits though eh.

MajorBumsore Tue 21-Jun-11 12:47:05

Your fanny stinks of dick cheese. Many happy returns.

MotherMucca Tue 21-Jun-11 12:49:04

Happy birthday arse-faced hun.


Stars82 Tue 21-Jun-11 12:53:12

Happy Birthday...another year older and still a bitch smile

seriously read that on a card in a shop once

Sparklegeek Tue 21-Jun-11 12:57:02

Jason Orange says he can spare you 4 mins 30 secs between Patience & Rule The World tonight.

Happy Birthday.

Happymm Tue 21-Jun-11 13:00:05

Happy birthday cuntychops grin

iklboo Tue 21-Jun-11 13:04:35

Happy birthday bupcakes
Now don't you get too pissed
To watch Jason Orange footage
And have one off the wrist
Happy birthday bupcakes
I don't want to offend
If Jason bats for the other side
You can always have Howard's end!

ReindeerBollocks Tue 21-Jun-11 13:05:28

Happy birthday Bupcakes

Don't eat all the birthday cake, as your arse will get fat.

Have a great day though

AuntieMonica Tue 21-Jun-11 13:07:33

Happy Birthday bupcakes

keep eating the cake, the fat pushes out your wrinkles


GentleOtter Tue 21-Jun-11 13:07:43

Happy Birthday Bupcakes!

From one old gimmer to another grin

ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 21-Jun-11 13:12:50

This thread has lost its path.


Rude, I tell ya, rude.

[cracks whip]

AuntieMonica Tue 21-Jun-11 13:13:42

d'ya mean as in filth or just plain rude?

<thought mine was pretty rude tbh>

Mamaz0n Tue 21-Jun-11 13:13:47

it's your birthday, celebrate well. After all It is another year closer to death

ReindeerBollocks Tue 21-Jun-11 13:19:33

Sorry CTR

Happy birthday Buppy you dirty bitch. Hope you have a fun day being spanked by your DH dressed as Jason Orange.

Pumpernickel10 Tue 21-Jun-11 13:23:10

Happy birthday my dear.
I shagged Jason Orange lastnight and he said I'm better than you grin

DanFmDorking Tue 21-Jun-11 13:30:40

Happy Birthday ...
Anyone who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

DanFmDorking Tue 21-Jun-11 13:32:27

Happy Birthday...
Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty
So the world needs YOU after all!

DanFmDorking Tue 21-Jun-11 13:33:58

Happy Birthday...
It's wommen like you that make some blokes gay.

ChazsBrilliantAttitude Tue 21-Jun-11 13:35:14

Happy Birthday BubbaHun
Lotza Lurve Hugz n' Stuff
Lol Lol Lol Lol
0 days 0hours 0 mins 30sec since someone sent Bupcake Hugz

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