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To think that anyone who says Simples

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PerryCombover Tue 21-Jun-11 12:22:20

should be banished to a far off space colony?

buzzsore Tue 21-Jun-11 12:23:22


BarbaraBar Tue 21-Jun-11 12:23:44


Unlurked Tue 21-Jun-11 12:23:52


Crosshair Tue 21-Jun-11 12:26:27

Ignore them. Simples

CBear6 Tue 21-Jun-11 12:27:37

Or locked in a room with 100 rabid meerkats.

I wanted to call this DC Alexander if we were having a boy until step-FIL realised that stupid fecking meerkat was called that. He kept asking if that would mean my baby would be "simples" and would his lullaby be "compaaaaare the meerkat dot com". I was tempted to insert knitting needles into him whilst smiling and chanting "simples? Simples!?". Probably good that we're having a girl but he's still ruined the name for me for any future boys.

I fucking hate meerkats.

ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 21-Jun-11 12:28:58

meh, meerkats come and meerkats go but twats are a lifeliong agony.

cookcleanerchaufferetc Tue 21-Jun-11 12:28:59

YANBU! And people who say "wind your neck in" ... yuk (shudders) ... lets banish them too!

Happygomummy Tue 21-Jun-11 12:29:53


Though I think part of the problem is that it usually follows an inane, useless comment or suggestion which the poster thinks is smart. Grrrrrrr.

zukiecat Tue 21-Jun-11 12:30:14

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

PerryCombover Tue 21-Jun-11 12:30:21

chaos is that directed at me?

PerryCombover Tue 21-Jun-11 12:31:18

it's like an indicator of someone i will detest

ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 21-Jun-11 12:32:05

No, pudding I'm in 110% wink agreement with you.

In fact I'll come and help you fuel the rocket.


ipswichwitch Tue 21-Jun-11 12:32:34

but why the hell are they talking with russian accents when meerkats live in africa??????

PerryCombover Tue 21-Jun-11 12:32:37


Awomancalledhorse Tue 21-Jun-11 12:33:05

Makes me want to punch people in the stomach. grin.

EricNorthmansMistress Tue 21-Jun-11 12:34:02


PerryCombover Tue 21-Jun-11 12:34:17

i dunno but it always makes me wonder if they are flooding the place with meerkats trafficked into the burgeoning European meerkat sex trade

PerryCombover Tue 21-Jun-11 12:35:16

Russian oligarch Meerkat indeed..where did he get the money?

EricNorthmansMistress Tue 21-Jun-11 12:37:54

FB updates -

TurkeyBurgerThing Tue 21-Jun-11 12:40:05

Lorenz Tue 21-Jun-11 12:40:57

Not as bad as "End of."

Or "As if - "

eg. "as if I've just put the washing out in the rain!!"

"as if I've just put the milk in the freezer!"

"as if I'm an irritating bastard!!"

MissTinaTeaspoon Tue 21-Jun-11 12:42:24

'Calm down dear, it's only a commercial'
is just as annoying


Toughasoldboots Tue 21-Jun-11 12:43:27

Someone posted this on my Facebook wall, had to delete it as it just reflects badly on me.

hiddenhome Tue 21-Jun-11 12:44:59

"At the end of the day"......hmm

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