to think this is a weird thing for MIL to say?

[madhousewife]

We are in the middle of preparing a family meal when my MIL, out of the blue, leans over and whispers, 'I don't like the smell of sperm.'
Extremely confused and sure I haven't heard her correctly I say, 'Wha??'
'SPERM!' she whispers louder.
i just shook my head and took in the uncomfortable silence that followed.

[RightUpMyRue]

Perhaps you smell of sperm?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

wtf were you cooking?

[pfbornot]

Is she going senile?

[Shinyshoes1]

omg !! very odd indeed. like Rightup said perhaps you smell of sperm? [shrugs]

Joke btw

[superjobeespecs]

thats fucking brilliant!! were you at 'it' before cooking tea? was she?

[TragicallyHip]

Haha! What on earth were you cooking??!

[buzzsore]

[ENormaSnob]

Were the yorkies made from daddy batter?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Hoi!

THip.

there's an echo in here

[Dozer]

LOL

[madhousewife]

I meant to say in my original post that NO I DID NOT SMELL OF SPERM!!!!

Is she going senile - perhaps, likely!!

She DOES have an accent, maybe she did say spam?!

I dunno, all I can say is I can't look at my FIL without wondering about his funky spunk.

[mumnotmachine]

Oh FFFSSSSS, I just spat my tea all over monitor!!
Thanks OP- that gave me a much needed LMAO/PMSL!!!!

Fan-bloody-tastic!

[kaid100]

Have you in a conversation with someone else in the past mentioned liking the smell of it, where your MIL could have overheard? Something like that?

[madhousewife]

No, no, I had never talked to MIL about sperm or to anyone.
Maybe superspecs nailed it - granny got some before tea.

I think it's official that I have the strangest MIL! I thought this thread might start some other MIL stories that would make this one seem ok. shit.

[fedupofnamechanging]

Sorry OP, nothing is gonna make this right

[Loolah]

My MIL trims her pubes with FIL's hair clippers and he don't even know.

HTH

[jubilee10]

Neither do I!

[LDNmummy]

I would have talked to her about it, I'm always interested to know what the older generation really think and feel about sex stuff. I have gathered from a recent conversation that I was right in my assumption that I am indeed a very lucky woman to be born into my generation.

[stuffthenonsense]

was rhianna's SandM on the radio???? (sex in the air, i like the smell of it)

[Jonnyfan]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Priceless! I would be speechless with horror.

[DurhamDurham]

Well on the bright side (after desperately trying to think of one for you) it would have been more awkward/weird if your FIL had said it

[madhousewife]

loolah - how do YOU know she trims with FIL's clippers? heehee!
Good god LDN - I did NOT want that conversation to continue any further....
StNonsense - do you mean sex in the air, i DON"T like the smell??? MIL is a clean freak...

[madhousewife]

DD - so true, so true.