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to be having a bit of a snigger....

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AuntieMonica Mon 20-Jun-11 16:52:06

that the neighbour who knocked on our door last night to confess

(and i kid you not)

'that someone had borrowed her car keys during a rather noisy houseparty on Saturday night and it looks as though her car might have had a bit of a bump with DHs work van'

has had to call the AA to her car this afternoon and the alarm keeps going off?


'karma gonna get ya' wink

Pumpernickel10 Mon 20-Jun-11 16:53:52

What did her confession face look like?

AuntieMonica Mon 20-Jun-11 16:57:04

i didn't see, but i heard a lot what sounded like it would be blush

AuntieMonica Mon 20-Jun-11 16:58:09

and her DCs (14/16yr olds) had walked the dog past our house a fair few times previous to her 'confession'


Pumpernickel10 Mon 20-Jun-11 16:59:12

They are plotting to see what your plotting from the confession

AuntieMonica Mon 20-Jun-11 17:00:12

i have no need to plot, karma has sought revenge for me

M0naLisa Mon 20-Jun-11 17:01:14

neighbour had a noisy party
her keys were taken by someone
someone moved her car hitting your DH van in the process
now her car alarm keeps going off and she has had to have the AA out?


SuePurblybilt Mon 20-Jun-11 17:07:12

Am I the only filthy minded one wondering what kind of party involves the swapping around of car keys? hmmm? <detective face on>

AuntieMonica Mon 20-Jun-11 17:11:30

hahahaha! Sue

<worried i may appear jealous at not receiving invitation to swinging party>

herbietea Mon 20-Jun-11 17:28:51

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ChazsBrilliantAttitude Mon 20-Jun-11 17:30:39

Does she have Pampas Grass in her front garden?

AuntieMonica Mon 20-Jun-11 17:33:31

no to pampas, but they do have some of those round bay trees in tubs confused

aliceliddell Mon 20-Jun-11 17:35:36

Sue & Herbie grin
Chaz - check that out, then invite me and AuntieM over to hide in it, I'll bring the Blue Nun.

SuePurblybilt Mon 20-Jun-11 17:36:30

Oh good, I was worried. Every second post of mine seems to be about swinging or Peter Andre, I was concerned people would start to talk.

Bay trees a deffo sign of something I'm sure...

aliceliddell Mon 20-Jun-11 17:37:18

AuntieM, I'm crushed. They are wholly inadequate for our purposes.

AuntieMonica Mon 20-Jun-11 17:39:30

i thought so hmm

i think they have yukka trees too.......

NettoSuperstar Mon 20-Jun-11 17:40:13

I thought the swapping car keys thing toogrin

What kind of noises were you hearing from the party?

aliceliddell Mon 20-Jun-11 17:40:41

Sue, if you start running a black market in 70's front garden paraphernalia from your trench coat I will set my goat on your bay tree. (nb front garden is not a euphemism.)

SuePurblybilt Mon 20-Jun-11 17:41:18

Yukka trees = S&M dungeon. Fact.

aliceliddell Mon 20-Jun-11 17:42:07

Netto - was Suepb there? Was there any bleating?

AuntieMonica Mon 20-Jun-11 17:42:32

are the pampas for hiding in or also insignia for more 'interesting' parties?

aliceliddell Mon 20-Jun-11 17:43:04

OOOOH! Sue! blush

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