To just want Jason Orange to let me know which way he bats?

[BupcakesandCunting]

So if he DOES prefer the company of gentlemen, I can quit planning to leave DH for him?

Just let us know one way or the other, Jase, mate. I've had a suitcase packed in the loft for the last five years. It's starting to look like it's never gonna happen. :(

[katkitya]

They are all bloody camp!! which one is Jason, again?

[BupcakesandCunting]

Jason is the one who looks like a god hewn from marble by the hands of Michelangelo.



And the only one who is single.

But he DID boff Lulu.

[DoodledGirl]

Boffing Lulu is no indication of Heterosexuality especially if he followed her up with Dolly Parton and Shirley Bassey...

[GypsyMoth]

he's starting to look a little 'aged'....

[BupcakesandCunting]

He looks aged because he needs the love of a good Bupcakes woman.

DoodledGirl

[xStarGirl]

Sorry to burst your bubble but he does indeed bat for the other team

Can't remember where I read the interview where he says it, but I only remember because my mum luuuurves him and it meant I could take the piss. As she used to laugh at me for liking the campest-looking of them all and he turned out to be a serial womaniser, whereas HER favourite was actually the gay one.

[izzywhizzyletsgetbusy]

Lulu??!! As in 'the' Lulu???!!!

Surely you're not referring to the pint sized Glaswegian has-been that was once married to a famous crimper, and who currently flogs over-priced crap face creams on QVC while conveniently forgetting to mention that her lines and wrinkes are only non-existent thanks to the surgeon's knife and gallons of botox?

If your Jase boffed that Lulu you're either in with a chance or the experience sent him in another direction .

On the third hand, if he's still got her number he might not looked aged for much longer - but if he does start looking a bit tight around the gills that'll have sod-all to do with her time-bombs.

[BupcakesandCunting]

No.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I can't stick bleedin' Lulu. "I look like a teenager, me." No, you look like a cat in a windtunnel. Plus, you sullied my Jase.

[TitsalinaBumSquash]

Bupcakes really? Jason Orange? Really though? but but but... how do you manage to look at Jase when the all mighty lovliness that is Gary Barlow is near by?.... I don't think I quite understand.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Oh don't get me wrong, Gary would get it too, so would Howard for that matter. I wouldn't touch gurning chimp Robbie or little pipkin Marky with yours.

Breathe a sigh of relief, Mark and Robbie.

[Cattleprod]

You really want Lulu's sloppy seconds?

[BupcakesandCunting]

If it comes in the shape of Jason Oranges, yes.

[Bottleofbeer]

Sorry but he sets me ever so reliable gaydar off, bigtime.

I can see where you're going with it all though, he was once the ugly one but he's got much better with age. Oh and as for Lulu, urghhhhhhhhhhh, I can't even articulate how much she does my head in! no love, you don't look fabulous, you're beginning to look like that bride of Whatshername.

[RIPSambuccaKelly]

He's bi. So is Robbie.



The fat builder one sets my radar off big time, too, even though he is supposedly salt-of-t'earth married-wiv-kids northerner.

[RIPSambuccaKelly]

gaydar even

[Bottleofbeer]

Well, it's almost compulsory to be bi these days.

[BupcakesandCunting]

He was never the ugly one! How dare you! Gary was the ugly one. :(

[Bottleofbeer]

Hahaha well it is true Gary used to have an odd square head (why isn't it square anymore?)

What DID GB do to fix his square head? bloody conundrum.

[izzywhizzyletsgetbusy]

Have you checked that suitcase for moths recently, bups? I've got a plague of them in my attic and the buggers have started having a go at my woolly stair carpets.

[BupcakesandCunting]

Gary used to have that awful buzz-cut hairdo that made him look like a Canal St version of Ivan Drago from Rocky.

I haven't checked the suitcase, izzy. I probably should re-pack it with stuff that is in fashion now.

[DoodledGirl]

Maybe he used the opposite equivalent of one of these during the wilderness years....

[izzywhizzyletsgetbusy]

Just checked out some recent pix of the 'god' bups.

'hewn from marble by the hands of Michelangelo' - sorry to break the news that it looks like old Mickeyboy used a duff piece of Carrara.

I wouldn't bother to re-pack the suitcase - vintage and boho are always on-trend, and 'eccentric' never dates.

[TheCountessOlenska]

Gay as all get out I'm afraid.

My dad has been in love with Lulu for 40 years, man and boy.

[DoodledGirl]

....

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[izzywhizzyletsgetbusy]

And Lulu's been up herself for more than 60 years - your poor dad Countess.