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wanting WOMEN TO S-T-R-E-T-C-H the petrol pump OVER THE CAT

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TheStallionOfSensibleness Sun 19-Jun-11 10:38:01

for gods sake. stop hovering by a LONG q by the pumps with the nozles on teh right. they are LONG oyu nobos

shakey1500 Sun 19-Jun-11 10:39:07

I don't think my cat would be too pleased tbh.

Empusa Sun 19-Jun-11 10:39:14

Not all of them are. Trust me, I've pulled up to a pump before only to find it doesn't stretch.

zelda1982 Sun 19-Jun-11 10:39:27

the 1st time i tried to do this, the nozzle didnt reach, then i felt like a "nobo" (whatever that is) so haven't tried it since grin

shakey1500 Sun 19-Jun-11 10:39:34

Oh and have a bun.

BeerTricksPotter Sun 19-Jun-11 10:39:54

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TheStallionOfSensibleness Sun 19-Jun-11 10:40:06

lol
i think Im the nobbo

the CAR

purepurple Sun 19-Jun-11 10:40:18

But why are they taking the cat to the petrol station in the first place? confused

TheStallionOfSensibleness Sun 19-Jun-11 10:40:30

vtw am oddly typing this strtching OVER the cat

PonceyMcPonce Sun 19-Jun-11 10:40:36

How do you make a cat go woof?
Pour petrol and strike a match!

Nb I am mocking the stallions typo, not advocating setting fire to cats really

AuntiePickleBottom Sun 19-Jun-11 10:41:49

i haven't got a cat, but surely it aniaml abuse to strect a cat in a petrol sation

TheStallionOfSensibleness Sun 19-Jun-11 10:41:51

do men do it?
right they are gits

i only evber see women ( in daylight obv and never answering the door or the phone in case its a person they have to talk to)

strandedbear Sun 19-Jun-11 10:42:36

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basingstoke Sun 19-Jun-11 10:42:40

I did this the other day and a man looked at.me approvingly and said "good girl". Hmmm.

Panzee Sun 19-Jun-11 10:42:55

If there is no cat (or car) in front of you, pull forward and the pump only needs to stretch behind, not over. Then it'll reach.

BeerTricksPotter Sun 19-Jun-11 10:42:58

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Empusa Sun 19-Jun-11 10:43:16

basingstoke I'd have been tempted to shove the petrol pump into one of their orifices

TheStallionOfSensibleness Sun 19-Jun-11 10:43:49

wince at good girl

i once got a round of applause for parallel parking. it was a splendid examplke of the oeuvre though

caughtinanet Sun 19-Jun-11 10:43:49

Couldn't agree more - when I'm not covering my felines in rubber hose I'm to be found shouting at the people in front of me at the petrol station.

Even worse are the ones who sit and watch me easily managing to reach the hose round my large car and fill up in half the time. But, yes, there are men who are also incapable of this feat.

BeerTricksPotter Sun 19-Jun-11 10:44:15

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TheStallionOfSensibleness Sun 19-Jun-11 10:44:16

high five

TheStallionOfSensibleness Sun 19-Jun-11 10:45:21

beertricks.

you cut me, you cut me real deepshrek

strandedbear Sun 19-Jun-11 10:46:29

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5inthebed Sun 19-Jun-11 10:47:03

I do it, but always manage to get the nozzle stuck in the cap and have to get an attendant to help me. Very counter productive as then there is a big queue at the tills.

TheStallionOfSensibleness Sun 19-Jun-11 10:47:32

LOl you got he nozzle stuck in the cap?
snigger

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