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to wonder what has just happened? (warning: dull)

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StealthPolarBear Sat 18-Jun-11 22:57:51

Every time I do the weekly shop I buy breadbuns to make sandwiches with during the week. They come in packs of 6. I slice them and put them in bags of 4 so that we can just get them out each night and make 2 sandwiches each for the next day. Today I bought 2 packs of 6, so 12 buns, 3 bags of 4. Except I have just done the last bag and there are only 3 in that bag confused. I am sure I would have noticed if one pack had originally only had 5 in. but I can't find it anywhere

Honeydragon Sat 18-Jun-11 22:58:47

Did you use it in a Mnet bunfight and forget?

StealthPolarBear Sat 18-Jun-11 22:59:29


UniS Sat 18-Jun-11 22:59:57

pixies stole it and are now white water rafting down the brook on it.

AgentZigzag Sat 18-Jun-11 23:00:35

Don't put yourself down Stealth, that's not dull grin

I love a mystery grin

Are you sure there were 6 in each bag?

Could anyone have sneaked in and pilfered one when you weren't looking?

HauntedLittleLunatic Sat 18-Jun-11 23:01:00

has it mutated into a apple? grin

AgentZigzag Sat 18-Jun-11 23:02:00

Oh come on Uni, be serious, Stealth has a problem that needs constructive input.

Honestly, MN these days <<cats bum mouth>>

ConnorTraceptive Sat 18-Jun-11 23:02:05

Sounds like a gcse maths question

if stealth buys 2 packs of buns and each pack has 6 buns in ..............

StealthPolarBear Sat 18-Jun-11 23:02:50

Well I didn't count them, but if you imagine a pack of 6 breadbuns, flat in a 3x2 formation, you'd notice fairly easily if there were only 5 iyswim

No, DCs in bed, as is DH, and he;s not the sort to eat bread in the middle of the night...I am - it was me, wasn't it?

Actually I think Honeydragon was probbaly right to begin with

AgentZigzag Sat 18-Jun-11 23:03:22

And a bread bun would have disintegrated in water Uni, the pixies would have used something much more hardy.

They're not stoopid you know hmm

onepieceofcremeegg Sat 18-Jun-11 23:03:41

Do you have a pet/dog that could have eaten it (or your dp?)
Once I left an open ham sandwich on the windowsill at my mum's and a few moments later the bread was there but the ham gone and butter licked off shock

This is not dull btw grin

StealthPolarBear Sat 18-Jun-11 23:04:04

And what I meant was dull was the detail of my administration of the household weekly sandwich allowance, complete with slicing for speedt assembly grin But it was an integral part of the tale smile

onepieceofcremeegg Sat 18-Jun-11 23:04:57

Do any of the remaining ones look a bit odd/larger than normal, so it looked as if there were 6 at first glance, but really there were only 5 in the pack?

Gooseberrybushes Sat 18-Jun-11 23:05:43


no idea but excellent

did you eat it when you weren't looking

onepieceofcremeegg Sat 18-Jun-11 23:06:29

I am interested in your domestic arrangements (only because I should be sorting out my own such as emptying tumble dryer etc) grin
What do your dcs have for lunch, if you only make 2 rolls each for you and your dh?

outnumbered2to1 Sat 18-Jun-11 23:07:08

<outnumbered speaks with a mouthful of breadbun>

hash dit mabee fallshen on t floorrr......?

Honeydragon Sat 18-Jun-11 23:07:55

Has the bag split and ones lurking in a carrier bag/bottom of cupboard?

StealthPolarBear Sat 18-Jun-11 23:08:04

no, no mutants opol grin

DCs have nursery dinners or doting GPs cook for them or take them out. We are liucky I know.
And in fact it;s only been the last month or so they eat my sandwiches (always eaten nursery sandwiches angry) so a good thing, really

StealthPolarBear Sat 18-Jun-11 23:08:49

Lol outnumbered smile

Yes Hd, I think you're robably right. This place is a tip, no doubt it will turn up when I tidy

Honeydragon Sat 18-Jun-11 23:09:03


Now I've made a serious suggestion, may I revert back to being a arse?


Pumpernickel10 Sat 18-Jun-11 23:10:17

I stole it sad

Bohica Sat 18-Jun-11 23:10:19

You have large baps.

QueeferSutherland Sat 18-Jun-11 23:12:35

Has it fallen down your cleavage?

Honeydragon Sat 18-Jun-11 23:13:55

This is turning into who killed cock robin? grin

outnumbered2to1 Sat 18-Jun-11 23:14:48

<outnumbered swallows a mouthful............. of breadbun>

don't know what you mean stealth

lol grin

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