My friends son when only 2 poured a whole huge bottle of Chanel no 5 down the loo, put Marigolds on,picked up bog brush and started scrubbing ' like mummy does '. That was 25 years ago and he's never been allowed to forget it.
DD put fairy in the dishwasher. In her defence, we'd never had one before and it came with the flat. She had never seen me wash up though and was trying to be like the lovely home help we had in Thailand. There were a lot of bubbles.