Is it legal to slap Davina McCall?

[NorksAreMessy]

because I think I want to, and I am a really chilled out person.
It is the 'wrinkle reader' that has turned me from peacenik to happy slapper.

Why is she doing this to people?? Wrinkles are a sign of a life lived, not a sin. Can I slap her?

[FreudianSlipper]

she is so fucking annoying

[amistillsexy]

Not a jury in the world would convict you!

[NorksAreMessy]

Agreed. But can I slap her?
Can happily boycott all her products, but how can I say 'Oi, McCall, NO!'

[Glitterknickaz]

Please go for it.
Slap her again for using the r word last year, thanks

[Lunabelly]

Sadly it is frowned upon, along with cooking and eating chuggers, but there are millions who share your pain. In fact, every BB time, a familiar yell in our home was "fuck of Davina, you patronising cow".

[NorksAreMessy]

Thanks for coming with me, amis
You are sneaky, too, what do you suggest?

[FreudianSlipper]

might be best to gag her, slapping her would only shut her up for a few seconds

[NorksAreMessy]

Soery, glitter you lost me, elucidate, would you, please?

[katkitya]

Why dont you like her? I think shes lovely.

[NorksAreMessy]

So I can slap her

[NorksAreMessy]

Lovely how, kat?

Please let me see the light, so I can stop being the sort of person who wants to slap a sleb.

[Glitterknickaz]

In May 2010 Davina stated that she doesn't "walk like a r***"
(offensive term used to describe someone with learning disabilities)

[katkitya]

Oh, Im shocked at that.

[Salmotrutta]

Davina McCall is a gurning mass of trivial gobshiteness.
I can't abide the sight of her and why exactly does she appear on our TV screens???

[Glitterknickaz]

So am I. Sad really, I approve of the work she did to normalise natural childbirth, promote homebirth etc.

Feel really let down by it.

[amistillsexy]

I think you should make her use Garnier whatever it is (instead of the very expensive stuff she probably uses)for a few weeks, then read a few of her wrinkles for her, Norks.

That'll hit her where it hurts!

[NorksAreMessy]

Is there a little crappy laminated chart for botox, d'ya think?
Grrr.

Norks MUST stop getting cross at the adverts

[katkitya]

That Garnier dye is the best one Ive ever used and my hairdresser always comments on it. So, I do think she does use it. And shes done alot to promote natural childbirth and bfing. I really like her.

[ZXEightyMum]

It is absolutely NOT within the remit of the laws of this Fair Isle to slap Davinia McCall.

I know this as in my professional capacity as a social worker, police officer, abject liar, chicken-sexer, solicitor, tory politician and jewel thief.

It isn't one rule for her and one for Myleene Klass. Believe me, I know.

[NorksAreMessy]

Ooh, The Klass!!!
Can I slap her, too, on a BOGOFF deal?

Good idea'ZX'

[ZXEightyMum]

Now you are entering the realms of fantasy and should join us on the Peter Andre thread in Chat which has gone a bit off kilter but definitely worth a read

[pollyblue]

I'm left entirely unmoved by Davina McCall but Keeley Hawes......I won't be happy until her head's on a spike by Tower Bridge.

Perhaps that's a bit harsh.....

[katkitya]

I agree with Marleen and Keely but, davinia, no!! Maybe that friend of Philip schofield, she just irks me and, I don't even know her name!

[JoySzasz]

Keeley Hawes is lovely though polly.

I knew her a bit when she was very young... actually so was I ...long time ago

[katkitya]

I've met Davinia twice socially and, she was lovely on both occasions