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Is it legal to slap Davina McCall?

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NorksAreMessy Fri 17-Jun-11 23:32:51

because I think I want to, and I am a really chilled out person.
It is the 'wrinkle reader' that has turned me from peacenik to happy slapper.

Why is she doing this to people?? Wrinkles are a sign of a life lived, not a sin. Can I slap her?

FreudianSlipper Fri 17-Jun-11 23:36:28

she is so fucking annoying

amistillsexy Fri 17-Jun-11 23:38:51

Not a jury in the world would convict you!

<<waves at Norks
...Why not invite her round when the viewers are coming to look at your house? That's bound to put them off!>>

NorksAreMessy Fri 17-Jun-11 23:40:13

Agreed. But can I slap her?
Can happily boycott all her products, but how can I say 'Oi, McCall, NO!'

Glitterknickaz Fri 17-Jun-11 23:40:46

Please go for it.
Slap her again for using the r word last year, thanks

Lunabelly Fri 17-Jun-11 23:41:35

Sadly it is frowned upon, along with cooking and eating chuggers, but there are millions who share your pain. In fact, every BB time, a familiar yell in our home was "fuck of Davina, you patronising cow".

NorksAreMessy Fri 17-Jun-11 23:41:44

Thanks for coming with me, amis
You are sneaky, too, what do you suggest?

FreudianSlipper Fri 17-Jun-11 23:41:46

might be best to gag her, slapping her would only shut her up for a few seconds

NorksAreMessy Fri 17-Jun-11 23:42:52

Soery, glitter you lost me, elucidate, would you, please?

katkitya Fri 17-Jun-11 23:42:55

Why dont you like her? I think shes lovely.

NorksAreMessy Fri 17-Jun-11 23:43:10

So I can slap her

NorksAreMessy Fri 17-Jun-11 23:44:37

Lovely how, kat?

Please let me see the light, so I can stop being the sort of person who wants to slap a sleb.

Glitterknickaz Fri 17-Jun-11 23:45:03

In May 2010 Davina stated that she doesn't "walk like a r*****"
(offensive term used to describe someone with learning disabilities)

katkitya Fri 17-Jun-11 23:48:35

Oh, Im shocked at that.

Salmotrutta Fri 17-Jun-11 23:49:20

Davina McCall is a gurning mass of trivial gobshiteness.
I can't abide the sight of her and why exactly does she appear on our TV screens???

Glitterknickaz Fri 17-Jun-11 23:49:20

So am I. Sad really, I approve of the work she did to normalise natural childbirth, promote homebirth etc.

Feel really let down by it.

amistillsexy Fri 17-Jun-11 23:51:05

<Running out of battery so it must be bed time>

I think you should make her use Garnier whatever it is (instead of the very expensive stuff she probably uses)for a few weeks, then read a few of her wrinkles for her, Norks.

That'll hit her where it hurts!

NorksAreMessy Fri 17-Jun-11 23:55:17

Is there a little crappy laminated chart for botox, d'ya think?

Norks MUST stop getting cross at the adverts

katkitya Sat 18-Jun-11 00:06:47

That Garnier dye is the best one Ive ever used and my hairdresser always comments on it. So, I do think she does use it. And shes done alot to promote natural childbirth and bfing. I really like her.

ZXEightyMum Sat 18-Jun-11 00:11:25

It is absolutely NOT within the remit of the laws of this Fair Isle to slap Davinia McCall.

I know this as in my professional capacity as a social worker, police officer, abject liar, chicken-sexer, solicitor, tory politician and jewel thief.

It isn't one rule for her and one for Myleene Klass. Believe me, I know.

NorksAreMessy Sat 18-Jun-11 00:14:52

Ooh, The Klass!!!
Can I slap her, too, on a BOGOFF deal?

Good idea'ZX'

ZXEightyMum Sat 18-Jun-11 00:27:53

Now you are entering the realms of fantasy and should join us on the Peter Andre thread in Chat which has gone a bit off kilter but definitely worth a read grin

pollyblue Sat 18-Jun-11 00:30:57

I'm left entirely unmoved by Davina McCall but Keeley Hawes......I won't be happy until her head's on a spike by Tower Bridge.

Perhaps that's a bit harsh.....

katkitya Sat 18-Jun-11 00:37:45

I agree with Marleen and Keely but, davinia, no!! Maybe that friend of Philip schofield, she just irks me and, I don't even know her name!

JoySzasz Sat 18-Jun-11 00:39:55

Keeley Hawes is lovely though polly.grin

I knew her a bit when she was very young... actually so was I ...long time ago

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