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bettyswaloks Fri 17-Jun-11 19:24:29

AIBU to be angry and pissed off?
We have an old friend of mine staying for a few days and this morning I woke up early gagging for a cup of tea. DH was already up,I crept downstairs very quietly as not to disturb anyone else and found DH in the kitchen rubbing his cock in my friends shoe (a white plimsoll with pink flowers)

I know he has a thing about feet because he likes me to use my feet to wank him off but I feel as though he was having an affair

Come to think of it I am not angry and pissed off just a bit confused and sad

In his defence he says he does it to mine sometimes

TakeMeDrunkImHome Fri 17-Jun-11 19:25:05

HAHA!!!!!!!!

Happymm Fri 17-Jun-11 19:25:56

shock
can tell it's Friday grin

TakeMeDrunkImHome Fri 17-Jun-11 19:26:23

DP porked your plimsoll grin

TheMagnificentBathykolpian Fri 17-Jun-11 19:26:26

My god. He's been unfaithful to your shoe! shock

Bastard. I suggest Heelate.

And put your mate's shoe on the radiator to dry it out.

headfairy Fri 17-Jun-11 19:26:40

shock

and a little

grin

Does he have the good manners to clean your shoes afterwards?

headfairy Fri 17-Jun-11 19:27:06

quick, send this one to Aitch grin

DontGoCurly Fri 17-Jun-11 19:27:12

He's cheating with a shoe! shock hmm

All kinds of wrong OPangry

pjmama Fri 17-Jun-11 19:27:21

Doesn't wanking him off with your feet give you cramp?!

TakeMeDrunkImHome Fri 17-Jun-11 19:27:23

Shagged your Skechers

Mounted your Manolos

Lubed up your Louboutins....

headfairy Fri 17-Jun-11 19:28:33

I'm very glad dh doesn't have this kind of fetish, I've got a massive verruca right now. He'd end up terribly warty.

TakeMeDrunkImHome Fri 17-Jun-11 19:28:36

Tossed off your trainers...

Fucked your FitFlops grin

TheMagnificentBathykolpian Fri 17-Jun-11 19:29:49

Banged your boots

AgentZigzag Fri 17-Jun-11 19:29:55

Pahahahaha, an affair with a shoe!

<<straightens face>>

I think you need to talk to your DH and tell him to do it in private as it upsets you.

One of our cats goes bonkers over cetain peoples shoes, like rubbing herself on them/pushing them around with her nose stuck in them.

Weird all round hahahaha.

SarahBumBarer Fri 17-Jun-11 19:31:38

Ha ha ha - I used to be married to one of these. Except "mine" liked them good and dirty too

DoMeDon Fri 17-Jun-11 19:32:26

YANBU - he put his knob in your friend's shoe - imagine if it were her knickers!?! There'd be uproar and calls to LEAVE THE TWAT!!

Cannot beleiev you have the patience or dexterity to wank someone of with your feet though - kudos wink

BitOfFun Fri 17-Jun-11 19:34:15

You need to get yourself some fuck-me shoes.

moonferret Fri 17-Jun-11 19:34:54

Gotta love the trolls on here...

BitOfFun Fri 17-Jun-11 19:34:57

And btw, your friend's shoe is a total slipper.

SuePurblybilt Fri 17-Jun-11 19:35:20

Or green-flash pumps

FilthyDirtyHeathen Fri 17-Jun-11 19:37:20

I have encountered a man like this. He is sexually obsessed by feet and shoes. He lives in NYC and he has a telescope in his apartment trained on a shoe shop across the street, he watches women trying on shoes and wanks off. I haven't witnessed him wanking off but I have looked through the telescope so can verify it is trained on the shoe shop. He is very open about his predilection, it's a shame your OH wasn't as honest with you about his fetish. I have to admit I don't know much about this sort of thing but I don't think his interest lies with your friend or with any other woman, it's all tied up with the shoe and the foot. I don't know perhaps somebody who knows more will come along and explain it.

DamselInDisarray Fri 17-Jun-11 19:37:59

Your DH is being rude to use your friend's shoe without asking. although I'm not sure how one would broach that request.

WhoAteMySnickers Fri 17-Jun-11 19:40:21

YABU. It's only a shoe, get over it.

And white plimsolls with pink flowers? How old is your friend, 5?

BitOfFun Fri 17-Jun-11 19:40:50

I hope she wears socks.

<squelch>

MixedClassBaby Fri 17-Jun-11 19:47:46

bpump grin

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