to want the fish to start a funny thread right now.

[Fimbo]

I know, I know, she is still here but mainly in S & B.

I miss funny threads of hers, even potty boot camp.

[Pumpernickel10]

????

[Fimbo]

Sorry if you are new, it won't mean anything to you.

[Pumpernickel10]

Ok thanks for telling me, hope fish come back :)

[HeadfirstForHalos]

I'm newish, but have read a few threads in classics so know who you mean

I wish I'd been on mumsnet back in the day. :)

[fuzzypicklehead]

She appears when you least expect it. like the Spanish inquisition.

[FunnysInTheGarden]

uyues jhshe deos.

[Wabbit]

Oh totally not unreasonable! do you remember her 'torlley' [sic] thread? about finding shopping lists in shopping trolleys??? Oh I was SO addicted to that thread!

[warthog]

cos she's unique

[AgentZigzag]

So how long should you have been on MN before you can post on this thread then OP?

[swanker]

Actually she hasn't tweeted for 2 days... do you think she's okay?

[FunnysInTheGarden]

Agent about 10 years I think. Fcukity fcuk

[iMemoo]

We had cod for supper!

[AgentZigzag]

I lived in a cave and was eating gravel 10 years ago, so I feel hard done by with that kind of selection on a thread.

[FunnysInTheGarden]

aye Agent life is hard, but on the upside the Cod is yesterdays news, like the chip paper. 2011 MN is all about me and thee

[Fimbo]

Did I say anything about how long you needed to post for, no I didn't. So stop with the snipey comments. I may be a cod licker but that's my look out. Noone is stopping you from reading this thread, but hell there is no need to be so god damn rude.

[AgentZigzag]

Bit touchy this morning fimbo?

[nicespam]

agree with op, she does start funny threads - is she twittering ?

[Fimbo]

No Zigzag why would I be are you? I am wide awake and pleasant to all human beings. Unfortunately I do not possess the witty gene and could have done with a laugh last night.

Nicespam yes she is on twitter. It's just things like the shopping trolley thread, potty training bootcamp, the cat thing etc etc. Sorry there are other funny folks here but it's not the same league.

[Wabbit]

I still look in the bottom of abandond trolleys for flapping whisps of paper giving an insight into the lives of total strangers... what assumptions we made, what outrageous conjectures AHH Me! Those were the days

[Ormirian]

Ohhhh... I thought this was about the koi-carp doulas.

I think they could find themselves a slot on Jeremy Kyle - 'our ordeal in labour hell'.

[Fimbo]

You get me Wabbit

[ClarasMummy]

Another one here who thought this was about fish doulas.

[garlicnutter]

Are goats yesterday's news, then? Is it fish?

I can't keep up with these turbot-powered threads, for cod's sake.

[Ormirian]

You need to keep up garlic, for goodness hake!