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AIBU?

to have been insulted like never before by 'D'H!!!

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AtYourCervix · 16/06/2011 20:04

He told me I wasn't middle class Shock

I am so hurt and insulted I may have to kill him.

I am not U. He is.

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gapants · 16/06/2011 20:05

What would provoke such an outburst!?

How very dare he!

THere is only one thing to do, leave the bastard.

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AtYourCervix · 16/06/2011 20:06

leaving him is not good enough. he is going to have to go under the patio.

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GrimmaTheNome · 16/06/2011 20:07

Well, that's probably because you have such exquisite taste in dogs that he feels he's your social inferior dahling. (Or have I misinterpreted the thrust of his jibe?)

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AtYourCervix · 16/06/2011 20:08

we were having a conversation about Toffos. Those revolting flavoured toffee things which I said were a very working class sort of sweet.

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ninah · 16/06/2011 20:08

patio? no wonder he inbu

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ninah · 16/06/2011 20:08

nah toffos are for toffs

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BluddyMoFo · 16/06/2011 20:09

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AtYourCervix · 16/06/2011 20:09

sorry. I meant under the veranda. and Toffos are common.

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gapants · 16/06/2011 20:11

I love toffos, even the weirdy flavoured ones, you would get a mix of mint, banana, um...can't remember what else. I love them, have not seen them in years.

I never knew sweets had a class system. Be honest, spangles, what are they?

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AtYourCervix · 16/06/2011 20:13

SPangles are a bit common too. Caramac is a nice class of sweet.

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Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 20:14

Not had a caramac in years, do they still make them?

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gapants · 16/06/2011 20:17

Oh shit, do you think I might get kicked off mumsnet? ((((frets, wonders how to casually drop in holidays to Italy and France))))

My name is Gapants and I like common sweets! I have no shame.

I bought some Rolos today, 78p they cost me. Ludicrous.

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SongBirdsKeepSinging · 16/06/2011 20:22

Leave him, and take custody of the goat!

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SuePurblybilt · 16/06/2011 20:27

toffos are common as shite. You need a parma violet or a ferrero rocher. That's right classy, that is.

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emmspemms · 16/06/2011 20:33

Ferraro rocher? I'd rather have a crunchy, not some puffed up bit of cheap tat that thinks it's better than we are .

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SuePurblybilt · 16/06/2011 20:35

That's cos you're not posh like me emms. I am the Ambassador.

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AtYourCervix · 16/06/2011 20:36

i do like a flake. that's a classy bit of flaky deliciousness.

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usualsuspect · 16/06/2011 20:37

Curly Wurlys are pure class

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onclefestere · 16/06/2011 20:38

Caramacs are insane. They are a funny colour. What social class of sweet is the flying saucer - tongue in cheek retro lower middle class? I like flying saucers....

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AtYourCervix · 16/06/2011 20:43

flying saucers are middle-class-retro-cool-hip.
Rhubarb and custard are sort of old-fashioned-stiff-upper-lip-middle-class

those vile technicolour lumps of chemical shaped like dummies are common.

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SuePurblybilt · 16/06/2011 20:45

fecking Pedlars prolly sell flying saucers and pink shrimps as 'retro vintage' sweets. Only £49.99 a bag

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Ormirian · 16/06/2011 20:45

Bless you Sad How dreadful.

Find something from Boden and go to bed cuddling it.

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AtYourCervix · 16/06/2011 20:47

anyway. back to the point. i have known 'D'H for 16 years. We have 2 DDs a couple of dogs and occasionally shag. How could he not know me? Hw could he think this of me?

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MaureenMLove · 16/06/2011 20:51

Gah! Damn you! I only popped on, for a nose of things and I end up Googling sweets! Look here and judge your class sweets to your hearts content!

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Happymm · 16/06/2011 20:56

He obviously thinks nothing of you at all AtYourCervix and should be got rid of as soon as possible, what a twunt :o

And I really like milk bottles...

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