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Being BULLIED on Mumsnet.

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bupcakesandcunting Thu 16-Jun-11 10:02:57

Because I have a sweary nickname. We swearers have feelings too, y' know? Please don't judge until you've walked a mile in my Birkenstocks.

If the bullying continues I will get out my bong and teach the world to sing/waft around all the threads in my cheesecloth kaftan, spreading the love. Is that what you want to happen? Is it? Is it really?

Everybody...

Kum, bay-yah my lord, kum, bay-yah...

SecretNutellaFix Thu 16-Jun-11 10:04:08

Piss off you attention seeking whiner!

grin

Hullygully Thu 16-Jun-11 10:04:23

<puts on curly wig, lets half moon specs slide down nose, raises gavel>

Apocalypse Thu 16-Jun-11 10:05:03

YABU for the Birkenstocks alone.

The kaftan doesn't sound too good either. grin

bupcakesandcunting Thu 16-Jun-11 10:05:29

Nutella, come and have a toke, dude. You need to chillax.

<punches self in face for saying chillax>

GabbyLoggon Thu 16-Jun-11 10:06:38

bupcakes have your say, you are not alone. but it can be got used to.

OracleInaCoracle Thu 16-Jun-11 10:07:08

if u dnt lyk it beep off 2 nm hun!

bupcakesandcunting Thu 16-Jun-11 10:07:57

Gabby spoke to me, Gabby spoke to me. Be still my beating heart.

spookshowangel Thu 16-Jun-11 10:09:48

chillax dont do it, when you want to go to it. chillax dont do it when you want to come.

DooinMeCleanin Thu 16-Jun-11 10:10:05

I'm always bullied on MN. I am northern, I smoke, I own a dog and a cat, we get benefits, we have a large screen TV shock I'd go over to Nethuns but the pink hurts my eyes grin

bupcakesandcunting Thu 16-Jun-11 10:10:52

YES! <waves glowsticks/blows rave whistle at spooks Chillax song>

Whoop whoop!

AurraSing Thu 16-Jun-11 10:17:55

I like the swearing, but I don't ever want to see your bong.

ChaosTrulyReigns Thu 16-Jun-11 10:20:32

Bullied?

Bullied?

You need fecking bullying to get some carpitals into that nickname.

<<shows the bird and runs off to hide behind Dooin>>

BupcakesandCunting Thu 16-Jun-11 10:22:41

<twirl>

ChaosTrulyReigns Thu 16-Jun-11 10:26:15

Yow am gorgeous.

BupcakesandCunting Thu 16-Jun-11 10:28:17

So am yow bab.

Do you know, I RUSHED onto this thread thinking that somebody needed some help but, nope, 'tis all bollocks. grin

BupcakesandCunting Thu 16-Jun-11 10:38:09

Is NOT bollocks.

There have been, like, eleventy MILLION threads this week about how EVIL swearynamed people are. It hurts our little hearts.

Bearcrumble Thu 16-Jun-11 10:40:20

You should speak to 'Real Lives' magazine about how having online tourettes got you pregnant and then tell the world to go and buy it.

BupcakesandCunting Thu 16-Jun-11 10:42:07

I've already been in Real Lives for breastfeeding my street.

Tee2072 Thu 16-Jun-11 10:44:54

Oh and like I haven't been bullied this week because I've got numbers in my name. You sweary ones think you are the only ones discriminated against!

Up with numbers!

::Tee starts marching and chanting::

TrillianAstra Thu 16-Jun-11 10:45:09

Really slightly?

I RUSHED onto this thread thinking someone needed to be told to man up! grin

BeerTricksPotter Thu 16-Jun-11 10:53:56

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

kreecherlivesupstairs Thu 16-Jun-11 10:54:34

You don't have the first fucking idea about bullying cuntcakes. Hobble half a metre in my crocs with ingrowing toenails, then talk to me about bullying.
Currently, my delightfully pink cervix is throbbing thanks to the GP I described as gentle.
I've the joy of a mammogram and echo something or other this afternoon too.
The tit exam must be in the company of DD. No other appointments.

BupcakesandCunting Thu 16-Jun-11 10:55:51

"You don't have the first fucking idea about bullying cuntcakes."

I LOVE it when people mistype my name grin cuntcakes is the best one yet!

Serves you right though, for wearing crocs. wink

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