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to encourage DD (aged 15) to take my car to the shop?

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AtYourCervix Wed 15-Jun-11 19:54:56

I am in serious need of cake and none of my horrible uncaring family will go and get me some.

I thought I could persuade DD to go if I let her take my car, but oh no. She's far too bloody straightlaced to consider th idea.

she also won't get piercings and flatly refuses to dye her hair pink. she worrys me.

And bloody lazy git DH won't go either.

Andrewofgg Wed 15-Jun-11 19:57:33

My urinary extraction detector has just redlined.

RobF Wed 15-Jun-11 19:58:11

Why can't you go and get some?

Salmotrutta Wed 15-Jun-11 19:58:46

The youth of today................. utterly shocking and you must be mortified at her behaviour. Never mind, she'll grow out of it.

fuckmepinkandcallmerosie Wed 15-Jun-11 19:58:55

Send the goat.

zukiecat Wed 15-Jun-11 19:59:04

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AtYourCervix Wed 15-Jun-11 19:59:48

i don't feel well Rob. hence my extreme need for cake.

seriously. she is so bloody conservaive. i don't know where she gets it from.

Salmotrutta Wed 15-Jun-11 20:00:06

And, I meant to add, you must be wondering where you went wrong!

saggarmakersbottomknocker Wed 15-Jun-11 20:00:43

The goat can't carry the shopping. No opposable thumbs.

Bunbaker Wed 15-Jun-11 20:00:54

Make your own. It's easy, and home made tastes far better.

SecretNutellaFix Wed 15-Jun-11 20:01:02

She's obviously rebelling against her upbringing cervix!

All teens rebel to some extent or another.

AtYourCervix Wed 15-Jun-11 20:02:14

i need cream with it Bun. and i have no chocolate which is an importantly vital ingredient i feel.

zukiecat Wed 15-Jun-11 20:07:05

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AtYourCervix Wed 15-Jun-11 20:08:02

as far as you know zukie.

SecretNutellaFix Wed 15-Jun-11 20:08:42

what, they never refused to tidy their rooms when asked? shock

zukiecat Wed 15-Jun-11 20:14:08

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oldraver Wed 15-Jun-11 20:15:11

OP... I took my 16 year old to Ibiza ans what did he do ?

>oldraver whispers<

He revised for his GCSE's blush

IDrinkFromTheirSkulls Wed 15-Jun-11 20:17:04

Ah but Zukie are you like Edina Monsoon so they're rebelling by being as straightlaced as possible? grin

zukiecat Wed 15-Jun-11 20:38:46

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zukiecat Wed 15-Jun-11 20:39:49

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AtYourCervix Wed 15-Jun-11 20:40:18

check under their beds for vodka bottles and ashtrays.

WineAndPizza Wed 15-Jun-11 20:44:40

Not entirely sure your daughter staying in every single night is ideal Zukie - she may not be rebelling but that doesn't sound totally healthy either.

PonceyMcPonce Wed 15-Jun-11 20:47:56

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AmazingBouncingFerret Wed 15-Jun-11 20:47:59

Anyone else wondering if Zukiecat really has Cyborgs instead of daughters? grin wink

AtYourCervix Wed 15-Jun-11 20:49:56

or kittens.

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