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AIBU?

To be REALLY confused...

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LadyFlumpalot · 15/06/2011 19:31

Re:

Goats
Lllamas
Alpacas

Confused

Mind you, I actually own a goat. It's in my back garden. It's an evil bastard.

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Funtimewincies · 15/06/2011 19:33

I thought that Evil Bastard was a camel?

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thisisyesterday · 15/06/2011 19:34

what exactly are you confused about>

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LadyFlumpalot · 15/06/2011 19:35

He was/is. He was very good at maths also!

My goat has horns. He is called Oi. As in "Oi! You! STOP EATING MY POTATOS!"

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LadyFlumpalot · 15/06/2011 19:37

thisisyesterday - I am confused about the sudden rise of goats and other hairy, farty sheep like creatures on Mumsnet.

Please explain.

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RedwingWinter · 15/06/2011 19:37

I don't know how to tell the difference between an alpaca and a llama.

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thisisyesterday · 15/06/2011 19:38

ahhh, no, sorry i don't know anything about that.

i do like goats though.

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gapants · 15/06/2011 19:39

Goat, as in a hairy old goat? That is surely an abundance of MILs as described on MN- copyright pending? Grin

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Bohica · 15/06/2011 19:40

Do you own a bridge? I think it is cruel to own goats & not have a bridge.

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SuePurblybilt · 15/06/2011 19:41

I can get you a goat

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LadyFlumpalot · 15/06/2011 19:43

I don't own a bridge. I do, however, own a shed.

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Funtimewincies · 15/06/2011 19:47

Sorry, the goat ate my bridge.

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fearnelinen · 15/06/2011 19:55

Yeah, what's with the goat code?

TBH, I don't think anyone knows, and

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Funtimewincies · 15/06/2011 20:06

The goat code is smart casual, beards optional.

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RedwingWinter · 15/06/2011 20:15

I have a bridge, does this mean I have to get a goat?

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Honeydragon · 15/06/2011 20:18

I'm a cuntless goat

or possibly the other way round

I cannot remember

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Umami · 15/06/2011 20:20

The first rule of Goat Club: you don't talk about Goat Club.

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Bearcrumble · 15/06/2011 20:21

I went on a web forum for farmers and apparently you can get lambs with no arseholes.

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missorinoco · 15/06/2011 20:21

This is turning into a remake of that bat link several years ago.

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IDrinkFromTheirSkulls · 15/06/2011 20:21

"Stay calmer when you want to harm a llama, call a llama farmer"






Sorry, currently experiencing HH overload (possibly because Glee has finished).

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Bearcrumble · 15/06/2011 20:22
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Honeydragon · 15/06/2011 20:25

Thanks Bearcrumble guess I was right the first time Wink

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MigratingCoconuts · 15/06/2011 20:28

is this another one of those thread about a thread threads?

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PelvicFloors0fSteel · 15/06/2011 20:38

I've just read the entire thread about the lamb without an anus, I think I might need to find a proper, fulfilling hobby so I don't do anything like that again!

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GooGooGadget · 15/06/2011 20:42

yep 8coconuts*, it is :)

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LadyFlumpalot · 15/06/2011 20:52

I may be getting rid of Oi, he keeps scoffing my veggies and chasing me out of my own garden.

Would this be a bad thing?

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