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LadyFlumpalot Wed 15-Jun-11 19:31:37




Mind you, I actually own a goat. It's in my back garden. It's an evil bastard.

Funtimewincies Wed 15-Jun-11 19:33:30

I thought that Evil Bastard was a camel?

thisisyesterday Wed 15-Jun-11 19:34:51

what exactly are you confused about>

LadyFlumpalot Wed 15-Jun-11 19:35:16

He was/is. He was very good at maths also!

My goat has horns. He is called Oi. As in "Oi! You! STOP EATING MY POTATOS!"

LadyFlumpalot Wed 15-Jun-11 19:37:19

thisisyesterday - I am confused about the sudden rise of goats and other hairy, farty sheep like creatures on Mumsnet.

Please explain.

RedwingWinter Wed 15-Jun-11 19:37:52

I don't know how to tell the difference between an alpaca and a llama.

thisisyesterday Wed 15-Jun-11 19:38:07

ahhh, no, sorry i don't know anything about that.

i do like goats though.

gapants Wed 15-Jun-11 19:39:01

Goat, as in a hairy old goat? That is surely an abundance of MILs as described on MN- copyright pending? grin

Bohica Wed 15-Jun-11 19:40:32

Do you own a bridge? I think it is cruel to own goats & not have a bridge.

SuePurblybilt Wed 15-Jun-11 19:41:47

I can get you a goat <shifty look>

LadyFlumpalot Wed 15-Jun-11 19:43:16

I don't own a bridge. I do, however, own a shed.

Funtimewincies Wed 15-Jun-11 19:47:26

Sorry, the goat ate my bridge.

fearnelinen Wed 15-Jun-11 19:55:23

Yeah, what's with the goat code?

TBH, I don't think anyone knows, and <<we're not supposed to ask>>

Funtimewincies Wed 15-Jun-11 20:06:50

The goat code is smart casual, beards optional.

RedwingWinter Wed 15-Jun-11 20:15:48

I have a bridge, does this mean I have to get a goat?

Honeydragon Wed 15-Jun-11 20:18:40

I'm a cuntless goat

or possibly the other way round

I cannot remember

Umami Wed 15-Jun-11 20:20:07

The first rule of Goat Club: you don't talk about Goat Club.

Bearcrumble Wed 15-Jun-11 20:21:08

I went on a web forum for farmers and apparently you can get lambs with no arseholes.

missorinoco Wed 15-Jun-11 20:21:34

This is turning into a remake of that bat link several years ago.

IDrinkFromTheirSkulls Wed 15-Jun-11 20:21:54

"Stay calmer when you want to harm a llama, call a llama farmer"

Sorry, currently experiencing HH overload (possibly because Glee has finished).

Bearcrumble Wed 15-Jun-11 20:22:35

Here it is

Honeydragon Wed 15-Jun-11 20:25:44

Thanks Bearcrumble guess I was right the first time wink

MigratingCoconuts Wed 15-Jun-11 20:28:16

is this another one of those thread about a thread threads?

PelvicFloors0fSteel Wed 15-Jun-11 20:38:31

I've just read the entire thread about the lamb without an anus, I think I might need to find a proper, fulfilling hobby so I don't do anything like that again!

GooGooGadget Wed 15-Jun-11 20:42:02

yep 8coconuts*, it is smile

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