I was just wondering if anyone had any ideas for revenge that they had either carried out or fantasised about on abusive twat exes. I see nothing wrong with revenge as long as it makes you feel better. I have namechanged for this post.
Several years ago I was unfortunately in an abusive relationship with a creep who was obsessed with himself, cannabis and sex. He had tried to bully me into taking cannabis as well as class A drugs and into taking part in sexual practices I was very uncomfortable with. Plus lots and lots of other things, too much to go in to right now.
When I finally broke up with him for good, I returned the vibrators he had bought me (yes he bullied me into using sex toys too, I hated it ) with a note which read:
"Dear Ex-Creep, I have had my use from these. They were better than anything you had to offer me, but not as good as what I'm getting now. You don't need me to tell you where you can stick them."
Childish I know and it would have definitely hurt him as he always saw himself as God's gift to women. And it made me feel soooo much better and over him!
AIBU?
Has anyone got any good ideas for revenge?
anniemosity · 15/06/2011 19:12
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The best revenge is to live well.
My ex told me when I left that I was so old, fat, and boring that no one would ever look twice at me and the best I could hope for was a pity shag.
Now, which one of us has a new DP and which one of us is on our ownio ? 
Karma is the answer. Karma will get them in the long grass.
The best revenge is to never respond, never react, never even acknowledge the person.
Indifference hurts. 
Ohhhhh I had forgotten this one but XH used to disappear into the bathroom for hours on end after taking God knows what and I long suspected he was doing things to himself with the roll-on deodorant. MINE, might I add 
I knew I was right when I sprayed Deep Heat on it and he emerged looking very uncomfortable.
at Boring Gits. I didn't get the chance to do half of what I wanted to because it was imperative to get him gone once he showed that his true colours and violent tendencies would only ever escalate, not dissipate when our baby was born. DD was only months old but it was thankfully my house, my career I had gone back to, my childcare arrangements that had been made, my money paying the bills.
for anyone living with an utter twat like that especially with young children.
When my husband annoyed me about something I added 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' song to his heavy rock compilation that he was making when he went out of the room. He didn't notice then...
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