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I'm confused: I'm middle class, I eat crisps and Krave, read the Daily Mail

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BurningBridges Wed 15-Jun-11 17:34:31

... but only ironically, and I'm fat (crisps and Krave). AIBU to stay on Mumsnet and if so, where is there a place for me here? (Goat lovers need not reply). Oh and if anyone remembers my previous incarnation, I judge people who keep their DVDs in bookcases (that'll be the middleclassiness coming out). Please help me.

MrSpoc Wed 15-Jun-11 17:37:22

Sorry your Ducked Royally. If it helps I thought mumsnet was plagued with middles class people but im ok as I am in a lcass of my own.

ConfessionsOfAnAchingFanjo Wed 15-Jun-11 17:38:00

Are you being paid to push Krave? You've been mentioning it a lot in the last half hour. hmm

ThePrincessRoyalFiggyrolls Wed 15-Jun-11 17:39:03

don't know wtf Krave is nor do I frankly care.

noddyholder Wed 15-Jun-11 17:39:04

Whats krave

MrSpoc Wed 15-Jun-11 17:54:53

its what you get when your pregnant. My wife Kraved dorritos crisp

LineRunner Wed 15-Jun-11 17:58:15

O dear me. Krave is allegedly a breakfast cereal served at poorly-managed breakfast clubs.

It has come to symbolise all that is wrong with fussing the lower classes.

usualsuspect Wed 15-Jun-11 18:01:59

Coco pops are much nicer

but then I don't proclaim to be middle class so what do I know

bigfatcath Wed 15-Jun-11 18:02:02

My DH is an Oxbridge graduate we live in posh Surrey and my girls eat Krave cereals so there Line runner (stick tongue out emotion) ... and fruit shoots sometimes but eating innocent smoothies at mo!

Rindercella Wed 15-Jun-11 18:03:56

What's Krave? And why don't they spell it with a 'c'? I am very middle class and have never hear of it. Mind you, I'd rather drink my own piss than read the Daily Mail.

bigfatcath Wed 15-Jun-11 18:06:30

Daily Mail horrid paper... though I read it online in order to become outraged!

bigfatcath Wed 15-Jun-11 18:08:38

Daily Mail horrid paper... though I read it online in order to become outraged!

TheProvincialLady Wed 15-Jun-11 18:08:43

You are LMC. There is no greater insult.

bigfatcath Wed 15-Jun-11 18:09:03

Pah!!!! Double post sorry. Need wine.

sue52 Wed 15-Jun-11 18:10:22

What's krave. Is it like weetabix with dried powdered goat? Daily Mail would be of use only in a loo roll emergency.

Mamaz0n Wed 15-Jun-11 18:11:28

i am clearly not on enough drugs to be on MN today.

I am totally confused by most of the threads atm

NettoSuperstar Wed 15-Jun-11 18:13:10

I steal buy Krave for my goat.

Rindercella Wed 15-Jun-11 18:15:48

And what's all this about goats?? I have hardly been on here over the last couple of weeks and now I am here just about every thread references goats confused Or perhaps someone could pass me the wine and all will become clear!

NeverEvenHeardOfAgentZigzag Wed 15-Jun-11 18:18:12

I don't have a goat, and I don't feed it krave.

But I do wipe my arse on £10 notes.

bigfatcath Wed 15-Jun-11 18:20:19

I bathe in champagne and feed the goat caviar.

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 Wed 15-Jun-11 18:21:44

Wow Krave! What clever spotty marketeer came up with that one.

Is the catchy caption - Krave - a rock of crack in every bite?

<<gnaws on goat hoof >>

ThePathanKhansWoman Wed 15-Jun-11 18:21:53

neverevenheardof are you agentzigzags doppleganger perchance?smile

Now about any soiled £10 notes you might need recycled....

Rindercella Wed 15-Jun-11 18:23:44

Oh come on people, what's with the fecking goats?!

bubbleymummy Wed 15-Jun-11 18:23:57

Surely you should drink an innocent smoothie not eat it smile

Bearcrumble Wed 15-Jun-11 18:28:49

I used to get really fucked off with a friend's mum who used to tell us to 'eat' our soup really pointedly. I bet she was the sort of person who would say "AN hotel" and then look around to check how many people heard her get it right.

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