goats

[ilovesprouts]

aibu,to want to shoot the fecking goats !!

[AgentZigzag]

They'd only eat your gun if you went near

But otherwise YABU, why would you want to shoot the lovely animals?

[BurningBridges]

Are there goats? Is there a waiting list or can I just get one now?

[ilovesprouts]

;)

[MrsTwinks]

nopes yanbu, milking them has become a complete pain, lets make goat curry instead

[aliceliddell]

YABU but llamas are still best.

[BurningBridges]

Now I know there are goats - I wasn't there when they gave them out. Some people have mentioned them on another thread. I'm not sure I want one now if they are so widespread. slight disappointment

[Empusa]

YANBU, noone deserves goats!

[BurningBridges]

This is the only thread I can show my face on now as I admitted on another thread I gave my children Krave. I'd give it to the goats as well, I'm not proud.

[AgentZigzag]

Where have they been giving out goats for free? I missed whatever thread that was on.

What's wrong with krave (cereal I presume) burning? I got some for DD1, but only when it's on offer, I'm not paying £2.50 for some crappy cereal.

Will I have to go undercover now I've admitted that?

[LineRunner]

I have very very tiny goats in my pubic hair.

[BurningBridges]

Agent you are fucked now, that's it, you missed the goat hand out and you have/had Krave in the house. Namechange now before they find you.

[RunAwayWife]

more goats then you can shake a stick at

[aliceliddell]

Krave and llamas and DLA, anyone?

[microfight]

I have been paying in all my life and never claimed a goat

[NeverEvenHeardOfAgentZigzag]

I don't like goats or krave.

( how's that burning?)

[BurningBridges]

[GrimmaTheNome]

I'm not eligible for a free goat. Are any of the supermarkets doing a BOGOF?

[BearBehavingBadly]

Goats are soooo last season, mwah.

[GrimmaTheNome]

Oh.... I've just realised its the solution to the waste disposal dilemma. Get a goat and you won't have any edible waste left (with broad definition of 'edible') - just lots of neatly pelleted fertilizer.

[NeverEvenHeardOfAgentZigzag]

[sue52]

Can I have your unwanted goats? They'd keep the grass down a treat.

[RunAwayWife]

You can have mine Sue I do not like goats at all

[aliceliddell]

Don't like goats? Are you mad?

[sue52]

They taste really good too.

[Omigawd]

Goats can also service all those sexually frustrated people in the Relationships threads. Bonus!