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ilovesprouts Wed 15-Jun-11 16:53:14

aibu,to want to shoot the fecking goats !!

AgentZigzag Wed 15-Jun-11 16:54:38

They'd only eat your gun if you went near grin

But otherwise YABU, why would you want to shoot the lovely animals?

BurningBridges Wed 15-Jun-11 16:57:28

Are there goats? Is there a waiting list or can I just get one now?

ilovesprouts Wed 15-Jun-11 16:58:14


MrsTwinks Wed 15-Jun-11 17:01:55

nopes yanbu, milking them has become a complete pain, lets make goat curry instead grin

aliceliddell Wed 15-Jun-11 17:03:25

YABU but llamas are still best.

BurningBridges Wed 15-Jun-11 17:04:07

Now I know there are goats - I wasn't there when they gave them out. Some people have mentioned them on another thread. I'm not sure I want one now if they are so widespread. slight disappointment

Empusa Wed 15-Jun-11 17:04:40

YANBU, noone deserves goats!

BurningBridges Wed 15-Jun-11 17:06:09

This is the only thread I can show my face on now as I admitted on another thread I gave my children Krave. I'd give it to the goats as well, I'm not proud.

AgentZigzag Wed 15-Jun-11 17:12:39

Where have they been giving out goats for free? I missed whatever thread that was on.

What's wrong with krave (cereal I presume) burning? I got some for DD1, but only when it's on offer, I'm not paying £2.50 for some crappy cereal.

Will I have to go undercover now I've admitted that? grin

LineRunner Wed 15-Jun-11 17:13:53

I have very very tiny goats in my pubic hair.

BurningBridges Wed 15-Jun-11 17:15:29

Agent you are fucked now, that's it, you missed the goat hand out and you have/had Krave in the house. Namechange now before they find you.

RunAwayWife Wed 15-Jun-11 17:16:23

more goats then you can shake a stick at

aliceliddell Wed 15-Jun-11 17:20:50

Krave and llamas and DLA, anyone? <shouts 'House!' and waves bingo card> <claims yet more unearned luxuries> <doesn't care>

microfight Wed 15-Jun-11 17:23:29

I have been paying in all my life and never claimed a goat

NeverEvenHeardOfAgentZigzag Wed 15-Jun-11 17:24:11

<<looks shifty>>

I don't like goats or krave.

(<<whispers>> how's that burning?)

BurningBridges Wed 15-Jun-11 17:25:00

<<Brilliant. I think you got away with it.>><<No one noticed>>

GrimmaTheNome Wed 15-Jun-11 17:25:55

I'm not eligible for a free goat. Are any of the supermarkets doing a BOGOF?

BearBehavingBadly Wed 15-Jun-11 17:25:56

Goats are soooo last season, mwah.

GrimmaTheNome Wed 15-Jun-11 17:27:40

Oh.... I've just realised its the solution to the waste disposal dilemma. Get a goat and you won't have any edible waste left (with broad definition of 'edible') - just lots of neatly pelleted fertilizer.

NeverEvenHeardOfAgentZigzag Wed 15-Jun-11 17:28:15

<<thumbs up>>


sue52 Wed 15-Jun-11 17:30:30

Can I have your unwanted goats? They'd keep the grass down a treat.

RunAwayWife Wed 15-Jun-11 17:36:10

You can have mine Sue I do not like goats at all

aliceliddell Wed 15-Jun-11 17:39:19

Don't like goats? Are you mad?

sue52 Wed 15-Jun-11 17:41:54

They taste really good too.

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