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To think this article on pubic hair topiary is depressing

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VivaLeBeaver Mon 13-Jun-11 17:05:18

Can't believe a woman wrote it. I thought that the Health Guidance website that its on is a serious health website, I think Heat magazine would be ashamed to write such drivel.


belgo Mon 13-Jun-11 17:10:29

Is it a joke website? For porn stars?

mummyplonk Mon 13-Jun-11 17:12:12

I cannot believe what I just read, and like you say by a woman too. sad

Butterbur Mon 13-Jun-11 17:13:48

Depressing, badly written, has nothing to do with health, and alot to do with making women feel they need to conform to porn star chic.

I've always felt that my fanjo was one area where I didn't need to worry about what I looked like. Apparently I was wrong.

Insomnia11 Mon 13-Jun-11 17:14:44

"Health guidance" - complete rubbish.

Why does anyone need guidance on pubic hair, and how does it affect your health?

ElectricSoftParade Mon 13-Jun-11 17:15:12

""this is only a basic level of pubic hair maintenance, and while it will prevent the pubic hair from looking off putting, nor will it look particularly exciting or inviting. It will just be… standard""

Really, I cannot think of anything to say at this. Speachless, for now...

Owlingate Mon 13-Jun-11 17:16:08

Vom. Sceptical that a woman wrote it tbh.

nickelbabe Mon 13-Jun-11 17:17:02

mine's completely untrimmed.
it doesn't look shiny enough to look greasy confused

DH has never complained that he can't plough through it.

you're right, i can't believe it's written by a woman either (but having siad that, I can't imagine many men would even think about it, would they?)

Ormirian Mon 13-Jun-11 17:17:22

Oh come's a joke grin

Isn't it?

I mean really .." When these hairs then get out of control on a woman it can actually be quite off putting for a man". It has to be a spoof.

please tell me it is

nickelbabe Mon 13-Jun-11 17:18:01

Insomnia - agree.
I would have thought that having less or no pubic hair is more unhealthy thatn having loads - isn't it there to keep out infections etc?

DontCallMePeanut Mon 13-Jun-11 17:18:19

Wow... She didn't beat about the bush...

SixtyFootDoll Mon 13-Jun-11 17:19:01

Agree owlingate, I think a teenage boy wrote it.

PamBeesly Mon 13-Jun-11 17:20:29

BS...I really hope this isn't funded with tax payers money

EverythingInMiniature Mon 13-Jun-11 17:21:04

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

mummyplonk Mon 13-Jun-11 17:21:43

Its an "Incredibly sweet gesture" to do for your man.

Really? DH would think I was having A. A mid-life crisis or B. An affair.

And what would I lather up my shower gel on in the shower? (please tell me Im not the only one to do this) blush

pumpernickel10 Mon 13-Jun-11 17:23:40

Is this for real? My oh my smile

Insomnia11 Mon 13-Jun-11 17:25:20

The next 'health' article is probably about surgically enhancing your body to look like 'his favourite pornos'. hmm
Or the health benefits of pvc and fetish heels...

RogerMelly Mon 13-Jun-11 17:25:41

what a twat

Riveninside Mon 13-Jun-11 17:26:49

'his favourute porn film'!!!

TheFlyingOnion Mon 13-Jun-11 17:29:26

Can't see what its got to do with health, but am a bit surprised by people who do no maintenance "down there".

I wouldn't dream of going unwaxed!!

Hmmm also not sure about the term "topiary" - sounds like I should be waxing into the shape of a chicken or something.... hmm

Riveninside Mon 13-Jun-11 17:33:01

Lots of people do 'no maintenance' beyond washing

TheFlyingOnion Mon 13-Jun-11 17:33:52

I don't think I'd find that attractive if I were a guy...

catgirl1976 Mon 13-Jun-11 17:34:18

Article is a bit off. Surely people do it mainly for themselves not for men, but to be fair my DH would complain if things were untidy - just as he might comment if I didnt brush the hair on my head for a week or have a shower. Its just basic hygiene and grooming. Don't do it because I aspire to be a porn star though..........

usualsuspect Mon 13-Jun-11 17:35:11

My Dp doesn't give a toss

superjobeespecs Mon 13-Jun-11 17:37:02

bugger not shaving i like a neat lady garden always have bloody hate pubes but to have some wench telling me what do and who for she can get to fuck my lady garden is for me and the OH only grin

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