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to be embarassed that the shop next to the sex shop only has plain brown paper bags to put your purchases in?

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ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 07-Jun-11 16:13:18

Blow me, was I embarassed wanking back to my car past the Adult Shop with a large bag of printer cartridges?


<<wonders if it's deliberate on the part of Cartridge City to provide them some chortles in an otherwise stationary day>>


nickelbabe Tue 07-Jun-11 16:13:55

are you sure?
you didn't walk into the sex shop?

nickelbabe Tue 07-Jun-11 16:14:28

wanking back??? shock

you were doing sex acts as you left the sex shop!!

ForeverNamechanging Tue 07-Jun-11 16:15:00

wanking backgrin

travellingwilbury Tue 07-Jun-11 16:15:20

Best typo ever grin

squeakytoy Tue 07-Jun-11 16:16:51


ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 07-Jun-11 16:16:54

nicely, I did not go in the sex shop.

The lady doth not protest too much.


DontGoCurly Tue 07-Jun-11 16:17:45

haha! If you're wanking in public then a brown paper bag is the least of your worries! wink

freshprincess Tue 07-Jun-11 16:17:58

I'm having a really shit day but your first line just made me laugh so much.

grin at autocorrect.

Sirzy Tue 07-Jun-11 16:19:27

Lol great typo!

nickelbabe Tue 07-Jun-11 16:28:13

but notice she doesn't comment on the wanking?

I think that one was a deliberate plant.

Chaos has learned to type and is using it to wind us up shock

ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 07-Jun-11 16:30:36

I bought a book.


LindyHemming Tue 07-Jun-11 16:31:36

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

zukiecat Tue 07-Jun-11 16:34:05

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

hellospoon Tue 07-Jun-11 17:46:45

Roffle @ wanking back....grin

ashamedandconfused Tue 07-Jun-11 17:49:06


MumblingRagDoll Tue 07-Jun-11 17:52:41

I think I'll ask DH...."Just wank to the shops for me DH" and see what happens!

iloveroses Tue 07-Jun-11 18:18:35

Blow me ?

iMum Tue 07-Jun-11 18:22:21

stationary day!

ChaosTrulyReigns Tue 07-Jun-11 20:38:21

Indeed, a totally standstill day.


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