to not be at all suprised at this.....

[pipandpet]

I know I am BU to be noseying browsing nethuns and I am also BU for being a judgeypants BUT

I dare you to not ROFLCOPTER at this

[katvond]

Judge all you want I fucking would I'd die if my sister went on it
Love it OP

[Happymm]

I did, I did :o

[springbokscantjump]

Agh that is an eye watering amount of little emoticons doing all sorts of shenanigans. Grr.

[pipandpet]

And that it is announced with such pride......

[verytellytubby]

[DuelingFanjo]

I actually saw part of this today and the woman they are talking about came across quite well, not like your normal Jeremy Kyle Person. Her EX was a teat though.

[TeddyMcardle]

Seems she fled a violent ex according to the thread. I wouldn't go on JK but she wasn't two timing her BIL with her dog or anything.
Also I must admit I do quite like the slap around the face with a dead fish smiley!

[manticlimactic]

Good god, never been over there before. It's awfully bright isn't it?

[BelleEnd]

Haaaaahahahahahaha!

[ceebeegeebies]

Those 'things' at the bottom of their posts hurt my eyes.

There was one that had 4 of them - one with the exact age of her 2 DC, another one with the number of years/months/days to their wedding day and the last one with the number of years/months/days that they have been 'madly in love' - that is just so awful

[posterofagirl]

Why do I click the NM's links without getting my sunglasses first?

[thelittlefriend]

Springboks i'm with you, what the hell is with all the flashing little faces

[heleninahandcart]

Twonka the new Twunt? :D

[MissVerinder]

pip I don't know if it was the subject, the lolling or the tickers... but now I have a migraine... And I have nearly wet my pants.

[heleninahandcart]

:o not :D

[Thingumy]

arf at 'well said u should be proud of your sis hun'

Sums it all up in a nutshell.

[Thingumy]

and at 'Often, when a child's parentage is in dispute, the people go on it because they can't afford a DNA test.'

I thought the csa provide dna tests.

[fedupofnamechanging]

It's classy over there!

I like their emoticons though

[Nanny0gg]

Why can't we have pretty emoticons 'n' stuff like they do?

[pipandpet]

I saw the we have been madly in love for 3 years, 2 months and 8 days ticker as well. I got sick in my mouth a bit.

Worryingly, there was also another ticker thing that said We have been TTC for x years. I have been on {insert medication name} since 2009 or words to that effect Why? Just why?

[mousymouse]

now I know why I never took to NM. my eyes, my eyes.

[IgnoringTheChildren]

Fucking hell that was scary (and bright and annoying). Plus it needed a stupid amount of scrolling down the page to read very little. I am never going back there again!

[Fifis25StottieCakes]

are all the threads like that with pics and slogans on. It would get right on my tits. It takes ages to scroll down. I liked the Your scent is like my heroin

[MyCatHasStaff]

Pass the eye-bleach.