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Seagulls, you either love or loath them

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katvond Mon 06-Jun-11 17:32:46

Inspired by passive so I thought I'd start a thread about the little sods that blight my life.
AIBU to want to strangle them? (only kidding animal lovers)

BluddyMoFo Mon 06-Jun-11 17:33:43

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OvO Mon 06-Jun-11 17:33:57

I neither love them or loathe them. I am indifferent.

[being difficult emoticon]

NettoSuperstar Mon 06-Jun-11 17:35:18

I hate them, and pigeons, and all birds.
They flap and do bird noises, and are all beaky and footy.
Also, they do poos on people.
I hate all birds.

BornInAfrica Mon 06-Jun-11 17:35:45

They wake me up. They screech when I'm trying to get to sleep. They frighten the nice birds in my garden. They shit like an upended pot of yoghurt - usually on my car. They are ugly and greedy and stupid and I do wish they'd fuck off!

BluddyMoFo Mon 06-Jun-11 17:36:44

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BornInAfrica Mon 06-Jun-11 17:37:07

Yeah MoFo - they do that. Fuckers.

DooinMeCleanin Mon 06-Jun-11 17:37:33

They should be banned between May and September and/or poisoned with extra strong pepper and attacked with water pistols on sight, obviously.

Happylander Mon 06-Jun-11 17:38:29

We live by the sea my 18 month old now sounds like a seagull...........

BluddyMoFo Mon 06-Jun-11 17:39:33

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BitOfFun Mon 06-Jun-11 17:39:42

Does anybody love seagulls?

reelingintheyears Mon 06-Jun-11 17:40:31

They wake us up in the middle of the night screeching like banshees.

I hate them.

JanMorrow Mon 06-Jun-11 17:40:41

indifferent to sea gulls really.. sorry.

katvond Mon 06-Jun-11 17:41:06

Passive does I'm waiting for her to come and defend them
Where are you passive??

reelingintheyears Mon 06-Jun-11 17:41:19

Their Mothers love them...

No one else.

passiveaggresive Mon 06-Jun-11 17:42:23

I LOVE seagulls, they are all called Percy and i think anyone who doesn't like them is well, a complete bitch!!! wink

Onemorning Mon 06-Jun-11 17:43:04

Hateful shitting bastards. Chip-stealing vermin.

passiveaggresive Mon 06-Jun-11 17:43:32

Tell you what though, i fucking hate crows!!

passiveaggresive Mon 06-Jun-11 17:45:43

I have actually bought an extra portion of chips so that i can share with the "percies" What is not to like? I like the big ones, dont know what they are called but we mostly have black headed gulls around here. They do have an evil peck though, i used to be a vet nurse and they would peck like fuck, ungrateful little sods, they would get a beakful of skin and twist!! Still love them though, i love their really white feathers and the way they tilt their heads when they are waiting for their chips

passiveaggresive Mon 06-Jun-11 17:48:50

I did actually finish with a guy once who got a strop on when i insisted on feeding the gulls. Hmmm, am i the avian equivalent of mad cat lady? Im not so keen on cats to be honest.

zukiecat Mon 06-Jun-11 17:58:04

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CogitoErgoSometimes Mon 06-Jun-11 18:09:01

They're not 'sea'gulls... they hang out mostly at landfill sites scavenging god knows what. Them, magpies, wasps and squirrels.... total waste of DNA.

LynetteScavo Mon 06-Jun-11 18:10:58

Seagulls are OK at the seaside. They should not come in land.

passiveaggresive Mon 06-Jun-11 18:11:54

Im with you on the wasps and magpies but i adore squirrels, and arent they contributing to recycling if they are hovvering over landfil to scavenge god knows what?

passiveaggresive Mon 06-Jun-11 18:12:35

oh wow zukie, that has actually freaked me out a little bit!

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