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AIBU?

when the doorbell goes i DRIVE to the front door and smash through it singing...

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BelovedCunt · 06/06/2011 13:14

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PharoahNuff · 06/06/2011 13:16

hahahaha
i sing eye of the tiger as i limber up outside

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WriterofDreams · 06/06/2011 13:17

YABU. You shouldn't have to identify yourself as a woman to people who call to your door. Unless you happen to have a moustache of course.

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PharoahNuff · 06/06/2011 13:17

do you have a cape flowing?

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BelovedCunt · 06/06/2011 13:17

sometimes i answer the phone too!

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BelovedCunt · 06/06/2011 13:18

hear me roar!

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LittleOneMum · 06/06/2011 13:18

I think I love you.

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BelovedCunt · 06/06/2011 13:18

i dress like the weathery one in x - men

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PharoahNuff · 06/06/2011 13:19

DO YOU ANSWER THE PHONE DRIVING TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AT NIGHT

(in linen trousers?)

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ShowOfHands · 06/06/2011 13:20

I just hang out the window, at least my head and left boob and screech 'WHAAAAAT? I'M BUSY DOING WOMAN TYPE THINGS'

The postie loves me.

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PharoahNuff · 06/06/2011 13:20

i arrive ar door in towel or hot pants

he LOVES me

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BelovedCunt · 06/06/2011 13:20

and mum boots

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PharoahNuff · 06/06/2011 13:21

collapses

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BelovedCunt · 06/06/2011 13:23
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whatsallthehullaballoo · 06/06/2011 13:23

I answer the door whilst lifting weights and drinking a massive protein shake.

My postie loves me.

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BelovedCunt · 06/06/2011 13:24

are you the welsh one from strictly who does holland and barret ad?

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whatsallthehullaballoo · 06/06/2011 13:25


I am exposed Shock

I shall swap the protein shake for a cigar.
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PharoahNuff · 06/06/2011 13:25

are you monica lewinsky?

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CatIsSleepy · 06/06/2011 13:26

i answer the door whilst changing fuses and updating my computer's operating system
postie hates me because it takes me so long to answer

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PharoahNuff · 06/06/2011 13:26

lol at cat

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BelovedCunt · 06/06/2011 13:26

extra points to cat for knowing what os means

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PharoahNuff · 06/06/2011 13:26

i answer my door while sorting out scart leads. my postie hates me as i ariive all flexed up

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FitBlokeFromWork · 06/06/2011 13:27

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whatsallthehullaballoo · 06/06/2011 13:28

I sometimes answer the phone whilst doing press ups with my husband sitting on my back and Top Gear on in the background.

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PharoahNuff · 06/06/2011 13:28

ok im sounding like Mutley now

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Psammead · 06/06/2011 13:29

I don't bother opening the door as I am too busy farting on the sofa, crushing empty beer cans.

Postie supports Villa. Twat.

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