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when the doorbell goes i DRIVE to the front door and smash through it singing...

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BelovedCunt Mon 06-Jun-11 13:14:38

i am woman

PharoahNuff Mon 06-Jun-11 13:16:28

hahahaha
i sing eye of the tiger as i limber up outside

WriterofDreams Mon 06-Jun-11 13:17:09

YABU. You shouldn't have to identify yourself as a woman to people who call to your door. Unless you happen to have a moustache of course.

PharoahNuff Mon 06-Jun-11 13:17:49

do you have a cape flowing?

BelovedCunt Mon 06-Jun-11 13:17:52

sometimes i answer the phone too!

BelovedCunt Mon 06-Jun-11 13:18:07

hear me roar!

LittleOneMum Mon 06-Jun-11 13:18:44

I think I love you.

BelovedCunt Mon 06-Jun-11 13:18:51

i dress like the weathery one in x - men

PharoahNuff Mon 06-Jun-11 13:19:32

DO YOU ANSWER THE PHONE DRIVING TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AT NIGHT

(in linen trousers?)

ShowOfHands Mon 06-Jun-11 13:20:20

I just hang out the window, at least my head and left boob and screech 'WHAAAAAT? I'M BUSY DOING WOMAN TYPE THINGS'

The postie loves me.

PharoahNuff Mon 06-Jun-11 13:20:39

i arrive ar door in towel or hot pants

he LOVES me

BelovedCunt Mon 06-Jun-11 13:20:54

and mum boots

PharoahNuff Mon 06-Jun-11 13:21:12

collapses

BelovedCunt Mon 06-Jun-11 13:23:07

how shit is this?

whatsallthehullaballoo Mon 06-Jun-11 13:23:33

I answer the door whilst lifting weights and drinking a massive protein shake.

My postie loves me.

BelovedCunt Mon 06-Jun-11 13:24:23

are you the welsh one from strictly who does holland and barret ad?

whatsallthehullaballoo Mon 06-Jun-11 13:25:28

<gasp>

I am exposed shock

I shall swap the protein shake for a cigar.

PharoahNuff Mon 06-Jun-11 13:25:47

are you monica lewinsky?

CatIsSleepy Mon 06-Jun-11 13:26:02

i answer the door whilst changing fuses and updating my computer's operating system
postie hates me because it takes me so long to answer

PharoahNuff Mon 06-Jun-11 13:26:19

lol at cat

BelovedCunt Mon 06-Jun-11 13:26:30

extra points to cat for knowing what os means

PharoahNuff Mon 06-Jun-11 13:26:47

i answer my door while sorting out scart leads. my postie hates me as i ariive all flexed up

FitBlokeFromWork Mon 06-Jun-11 13:27:32

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

whatsallthehullaballoo Mon 06-Jun-11 13:28:18

I sometimes answer the phone whilst doing press ups with my husband sitting on my back and Top Gear on in the background.

PharoahNuff Mon 06-Jun-11 13:28:49

ok im sounding like Mutley now

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