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To be tired of dh's obsession with beyonce...............

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mammabelleboo Sat 04-Jun-11 23:32:30

As I type, I can hear him downstairs scrolling through her 'greatest hits' (and I use that phrase lightly) on catchup music on cable tv. Sorry, but Simon Le Bon was my fantasy back in the day - but I'm over playing back the videos slow mo to get my kicks! I feel sick when I hear Halo wafting through the house - it's such a girlie song i feel like shouting 'Be a Man, you wuss!'. One child later my booty has obviously lost its charm and Beyonce rules! Pah!

atswimtwolengths Sat 04-Jun-11 23:59:15

Divorce him! It's completely unreasonable that he should listen to such rubbish!

ohmyfucksy Sun 05-Jun-11 00:00:42

I would be less disgusted if he watched it on mute

OohMatron Sun 05-Jun-11 00:01:05

<sings> mama can you handle this?, I don't think you can handle this wooo grin

Sqee Sun 05-Jun-11 00:05:30

<Shoves an nappy in OohMatrons mouth>

The woman has suffered enough!

AwesomePan Sun 05-Jun-11 00:09:30

just say the magic words "everything you own's in the box to the left" and then 'I'll be a Single Lady', again.

Not subtle really.

Sqee Sun 05-Jun-11 00:17:16

Bahaha! grin

MavisEnderby Sun 05-Jun-11 00:21:18

all the single ladies!!

(sorry op? is this serious?even as a single white straight giirl I think beyonce is a babe)

DontCallMePeanut Sun 05-Jun-11 00:52:44

What awesomepan said.

Unless... Does he pay your bills? And are you a survivor, OP? You need to make sure, before you tell him you can no longer see his halo

ifitsnotanarse Sun 05-Jun-11 00:57:29

Well, he obviously has good taste in women, most especially the OP smile

oohlaalaa Sun 05-Jun-11 09:44:37

Hehe. My DH has an unhealthy obsession with Katherine Jenkins. At least yours has good taste.

katvond Sun 05-Jun-11 09:51:35

My DH likes Drew Barrymore, me I like Johnny Depp. It's not like we are ever going to meet them. It's fucking make believe. Why you so jealous?

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