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No sex drive so I pay for a hooker to satisfy my mans needs.

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katvond Thu 02-Jun-11 16:19:19

Was reading the newspaper today (the star) on my dinner hour and there was a woman in there who worked several jobs, only managed 5 hrs sleep a night and was totally exhausted so had zero sex drive, her DP on the other hand had a high sex drive and she was scared he'd have an affair so decided to pay for a hooker for him every 2 weeks at £100 a time.
I was utterly gobsmacked. Fancy funding his hooker habit to stop him being unfaithful. As the world gone mad?

AgentZigzag Thu 02-Jun-11 16:20:58

I'm outraged.

somersetmum Thu 02-Jun-11 16:21:03

It's the Daily Star - it's a comic, not a newspaper wink

LunaticFringe Thu 02-Jun-11 16:24:20

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katvond Thu 02-Jun-11 16:25:36

I know somersetmom but thats all that was on offer to read.
smile

LunaticFringe Thu 02-Jun-11 16:26:05

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katvond Thu 02-Jun-11 16:27:04

Just had to google that lunatic and no I'm not, but great comment smile

fatlazymummy Thu 02-Jun-11 16:28:40

If she wasn't shelling out £100/fortnight for the services of a prostitute perhaps she could have packed in one of her jobs.

TheOriginalFAB Thu 02-Jun-11 16:29:51

Well it isn't paying for a hooker to stop him being unfaithful - it is paying for him to be faithful.

katvond Thu 02-Jun-11 16:30:02

I know it's a nonsense post lunatic, I read the article and thought bollocks as if any sane woman would do that

BooyHoo Thu 02-Jun-11 16:31:41

ok so she is worried he'll haev sex with someone else, so to prevent that, she er, pays for him to have sex with someone else? yes that's logical. maybe she just likes being in control of who that someone else is.

BooyHoo Thu 02-Jun-11 16:32:00

should be a hmm in tehre somewhere.

katvond Thu 02-Jun-11 16:32:04

What made me LOL was the fact she said I know he's gonna be safe as all these girls wear condoms so I know I won't catch anything.

katvond Thu 02-Jun-11 16:33:54

Boo she even picks the girls personally from what the article said. Then she goes off to work at Tesco and let's him enjoy himself, but his one saving grace was he does change the sheets before she gets home. Bless him.

Al0uiseG Thu 02-Jun-11 16:35:11

Brilliant! I suppose we can outsource the cleaning, the laundry and the cooking why not the sex wink

BooyHoo Thu 02-Jun-11 16:35:25

aww, he sounds liek a right catch!

still, each to their own. (or the prostitute their own pays for) hmm

TeddyMcardle Thu 02-Jun-11 16:35:35

Eugh.

katvond Thu 02-Jun-11 16:37:46

That will teach me to read shite in future.

LunaticFringe Thu 02-Jun-11 16:37:55

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EdwardorEricCantDecide Thu 02-Jun-11 16:39:39

i'm in similar situation, no sex drive pestering husband wink i don't think she's being unreasonable to allow it, but he should fund it himself!

saffy85 Thu 02-Jun-11 16:42:44

It astounds me what personal stuff some people will share with the general public. Take Jeremy Kyle and his revolting guests. I happened to (completely by accident, obviously) watch one the other week featuring some dodgy bloke who had not only watched but taken photos of his ropey looking missus bonking his brother. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

My favourite is Maury though. Everytime a woman finds out the 30th guy she's had DNA tested to find her baby's daddy you can see a little part of Maury's soul die inside.

fluffygal Thu 02-Jun-11 16:43:50

I thought prostitutes were cheaper then that.

Agree with FLM, pack in a job and do it yourself, or do what I do and let your man suffer.

PregolaLola Thu 02-Jun-11 16:46:30

[shocked] really edwardorericcantdecide how do you find it ?

im a nosey arse feel free not to answer

PregolaLola Thu 02-Jun-11 16:47:10

yeah or shock

katvond Thu 02-Jun-11 16:47:51

Saffy I thought this is classic Jeremy Kyle. Somethings should remain private especially your sex life.

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