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TO SAY I have been doing serious stuff all morning NEED LIGHT RELIEF

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ScousyFogarty Wed 01-Jun-11 11:55:18

Sing a long

Aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers.

We,ve got chickens in our back yard,
we feed them on Indian corn

Ones a bugger for Clucking the other
And giving the other the horn....

Richmond Hill....( Not Gabby Logans place)

Sweet lass on Richmond Hill
forgot to take her pill
Now she,s unfit to govern
with a bun in the oven
Sweet lass on Richmond Hill (end of olde English folk songs ) (

ScousyFogarty Wed 01-Jun-11 12:06:21

I have been rung about this by a mate. I had to tell him there are two Richmonds one in London and one in North Yorkshire

usualsuspect Wed 01-Jun-11 12:07:45

that is all

ScousyFogarty Wed 01-Jun-11 12:29:43

Have not we got any people witty enough to do verse. ? Wot a shame

ScousyFogarty Wed 01-Jun-11 12:31:26

This is the land of Shakespeare and John Bitchyman (but he was funny.)

VeraNofftopic Wed 01-Jun-11 12:32:10

You are fucking nuts lad.

Glitterknickaz Wed 01-Jun-11 12:33:34

Sorry Gabby head too stewed

ScousyFogarty Wed 01-Jun-11 15:02:00

VERA very limited word grasp. Night school available Good luck

Glitter? YOUR head is too stewed.? Booze in smaller quantities

ScousyFogarty Wed 01-Jun-11 15:13:19

I dont say this as a criticism, just as a statement of fact, in my opinion

There on some non-wordy people on Mumsnet who very easily get out of their "comfort zone" and turn to immature abuse. Why do you come on wordy sites if you dont do words? Just to dish out abuse?

Millions of people are not very good at writing; but most of them do something else; they are good at. Why not give it a try?

Finallyspring Wed 01-Jun-11 15:28:13

There was an old man named Scousy
Whose posts were often lousy
He wound people up
with his irrelevant guff
Do you get what I've done here now, see ?

ps Quite fond of you too though scousy

Honeydragon Wed 01-Jun-11 15:29:46

no no no no!

it goes

Aunty Mary
Had a Canary
Up her knickerleg
When she farted down it darted
But the bugger was dead!

< gavel >

Glitterknickaz Wed 01-Jun-11 15:31:43

are you referring to me, Gabby?

usualsuspect Wed 01-Jun-11 15:32:53

Or me grin

I don't do long wordy posts

Glitterknickaz Wed 01-Jun-11 15:36:03

Mary had a little lamb
She put it in a bucket
Everytime the lamb got out
The bulldog tried to.... put it back in again.

UrsulaBuffay Wed 01-Jun-11 15:37:08

You're right, there are some posters on MN who need to improve their language and communication skills.


Finallyspring Wed 01-Jun-11 15:37:50

You can't win in an argument with Gabby.

Somebody will wade in and tell you he's a loveable old buffer in a cardigan who enriches MN, a kind of national treasure.

Best to leave it

UrsulaBuffay Wed 01-Jun-11 15:41:00


Glitterknickaz Wed 01-Jun-11 15:41:40

Oh God not Terry's cock.

Finallyspring Wed 01-Jun-11 16:02:47

OMG is Gabby Terry ?!

UrsulaBuffay Wed 01-Jun-11 16:32:10

<taps nose>

ScousyFogarty Wed 01-Jun-11 16:39:17

FINALLY Last nights PANORAMA irrelevant according toyou?

Vulnerable disability claimant dont matter according to you?

What kind of non human being are you?

ScousyFogarty Wed 01-Jun-11 16:44:40

Finally....I am sure you are fond of me. But you seem to have a complex as big as a pregant elephant.
Its easy to win a argument with me.....just devellop debating skills. And get yourself a Social conscience. (Top shelf marks and spencers)

Finallyspring Wed 01-Jun-11 16:52:00

But this thread is about Aunt Mary and a canary. Where does Panorama come into it ? I don't mind debating at all but how can I debate about limericks ?
<annoyed at allowing Gabby to get to me>

Honeydragon Wed 01-Jun-11 18:48:53

how much bigger is a pregnant elephant compared to a non pregnant one?
will the elephant develop a complex?

Glitterknickaz Wed 01-Jun-11 19:06:22

Sorry, wasn't aware Stuart Rose did social conscience.

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