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AIBU to have snorted coffee all over my laptop at this?

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posterofagirl Tue 31-May-11 20:04:11

I haven't stopped laughing for long enough to come up with a sensible opinion!

FlamingFannyDrawers Tue 31-May-11 20:05:42

Just when you think you've seen it all :O What the fuck!

diabolo Tue 31-May-11 20:06:57

Why on earth would you want to do that?

gordyslovesheep Tue 31-May-11 20:08:06

I don't get it - <is thick>

suzikettles Tue 31-May-11 20:08:19

Who are these alleged "thousands of women" mourning their genital colour loss? confused

How did they know?

posterofagirl Tue 31-May-11 20:08:36

Maybe to match you newly bleached arse is all I can thinnk! grin

polarbearkimmie Tue 31-May-11 20:08:39

oh dear god!

If I EVER EVER even consider that, hand me a loaded gun!

Happymm Tue 31-May-11 20:08:46


chocolateyclur Tue 31-May-11 20:08:48

Erm. Er. Um.


The review made me laugh too.

squeakytoy Tue 31-May-11 20:09:09

Gordy.. click on one of the "products" grin

suzikettles Tue 31-May-11 20:09:19

Am I meant to know what colour my labia is (are??)? Should I get a dulux chart so that I can keep track of aging colour loss?

aubergine70 Tue 31-May-11 20:10:12

Do you think Boots will start stocking it?

gordyslovesheep Tue 31-May-11 20:10:15

I did! I get it now based on your comments but I didn't get that from the link - as I said - thick as mince :D

suzikettles Tue 31-May-11 20:11:16

I love the four star review from "Crystal"

"I am young, and wanted to change the color of "my girl" from olive-purplish to pink. This is a very red-pink. It definetaly covered my original shade. It is kind of funny to think about using this, but it is almost like putting Kool-aid there. And, it's about the color of strawberry Kool-aid. It washed off, but doesnt rub off during love-making. It burns if you put too much on, or use it other places. I tried it on my nipples, and it didnt work well there. but honestly..I should've gone a shade lighter. Dont know how the lighter one would look (if it would be too sheer), but if it's this vibrant then it should be fine. if I was an older woman wanting to add color back (as it is originally marketed for) I recommend it."

WTF It burns..... Yep, 4 stars deffo.

squeakytoy Tue 31-May-11 20:12:21

Do people actually look and ponder the colour of it.... I have never given it a moments thought... or bothered to look either...

pooka Tue 31-May-11 20:13:18

Look at the Reviews for Betty. They're ace!

Witchofthenorth Tue 31-May-11 20:14:17 wow, how do you even come up with that?! Do you have a peek on day and say to yourself " oh my the flaps don't look pink enough, I must colour them.....". Wow! I must admit I did kinda snort my juice......must ask DH if he would prefer my button a wee bit pinker.........

suzikettles Tue 31-May-11 20:15:32

By Albert S
"For a long time I have felt my sex lust decreasing, much due to the fact that my wife is getting older and lesser attractive for each year.
One of my biggest concerns has been the unattractive gray colour which her labia has attained during recent years. It simply isn't pleasing to the eye anymore.
We've tried all sorts of things to spice it up, from car batteries and buttplugs, to whips and strap-ons, all to no avail.
In hindsight most of these things were just silly, since they didn't get to the root of the problem, which of course was her labia.

And getting to the root of the problem is exactly what this product does! It has revitalized our sex life completely. Now having intercourse doesn't feel as much like necrophilia anymore, but rather brings back sweet memories of having sex with 16 year old Croatian prostitutes, much like I used to do during the war! "


FlamingFannyDrawers Tue 31-May-11 20:15:35

Must remember to delete the history on my PC. DH will think i've gone bonkers!

BelleEnd Tue 31-May-11 20:15:35


Is there any part of the human body which people don't feel the need to beautify?

<<happy with my sepia fanny>>

FlamingFannyDrawers Tue 31-May-11 20:16:01

Or volunteer to invistigate the actual colour knowing him.

LordOfTheFlies Tue 31-May-11 20:16:50

WTF I thought it was nipple colour (bad enough) but erm...interesting.

Useless fact-Benefit Benetint (cheek and lipstain) was invented for a topless dancer to spruce up her assests.

Portofino Tue 31-May-11 20:17:44

"Doesn't your man deserve perfection?Mar 05, 2010
By Charlene Vickers
Ladies, we all know that we are nothing unless we can catch a man and keep him. We also know that the fat, balding, underachieving, middle-aged shlub we married will ditch us in a moment for that man-stealing ho Miss Universe if we aren't superficially perfect at all times. But what to do when we start to look like one of those "normal" women instead of an always-perfect supermodel?

My New Pink Button is the answer! Formulated by a quack manicurist - sorry, I mean a "paramedical esthetician" - My New Pink Button will take off the years, take off the children, and take off the reality! Its patented "natural" "formula" (wink wink) is guaranteed to remove what other, lesser women call "normal vaginal coloration" and replace it with pink perfection! And all this with a minimum of permanent scarring and complete loss of sexual response - but who needs that anyway, sex is for men!

My New Pink Button has never been tested on animals (so if it burns your skin off or causes cancer that's your problem) and contains twenty disposable applicators (so you'll be able to fool him twenty times!).

Remember, girls: when your man comes home after a long, hard day of standing around the water cooler telling dirty jokes and ogling the secretaries, he deserves the hottest, most ultra-conformist woman he can find. You owe it to him to be as superficially perfect as you can! Buy My New Pink Button today!"

hahahahahahahahaha grin

Dannythedragon Tue 31-May-11 20:18:11


katvond Tue 31-May-11 20:18:12

Love it

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