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AIBU to actually think this is so bad it is almost funny?

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pearlym Tue 31-May-11 19:38:26

end of long day at home today, DDs aged 5 and 6 bickering all day, I not feeling too well, finally in bath, me reading paper, cry goes up - one has done a poo in bath, I get them out quickly and tell them I am going downstairs to get rubber glvoes to fish it out- it looks pretty solid. come back to find DD1 telling me proudly that she has used one of their dive sticks to chop it up! Now smashed to smithereens and floating all around the bath! give me strength, but still a bit funny?

pjmama Tue 31-May-11 19:40:00

Made me laugh! I'm not sure I'd find it so funny if I were the one having to try and poke it down the plughole though, you have my sympathy! grin

Zingylemontart Tue 31-May-11 19:40:38

Only funny if you don't have to clean it up! smile

worraliberty Tue 31-May-11 19:40:44

A poo in the bath? Why didn't they call you to get them out so they could use the toilet?

lettinggo Tue 31-May-11 19:40:48


You poor thing.Have the wine chilling in the fridge wine

squeakytoy Tue 31-May-11 19:41:48

Why did the culprit not get out to go to the loo????

IgnoringTheChildren Tue 31-May-11 19:42:33

grin My brother pooed in the bath when we were little - he didn't say anything (well he was probably only 3) so I discovered it when it came floating by! At the time I was rather angry and shock but now I can smile about it.

ConnorTraceptive Tue 31-May-11 19:43:45

If my five or six year old shit in the bath I'd be fuming

TheMonster Tue 31-May-11 19:44:10

It is funny. Have they chopped it up enough for it to just go down the plughole? If not, leave them to it.

TheMonster Tue 31-May-11 19:44:37

(I do agree that at 5 and 6 they should know to get out of the bath for a poo thought)

pearlym Tue 31-May-11 19:45:11

they wer playign and getting on so well after teh day from hell with bckering etc tha I let them get on with it, and I think the younger one was having too good a time to get out in time, if you know what I mean, I too had similar experience when my brother did a poo and did not say anything, and it just floated by me, foul!

PorkChopSter Tue 31-May-11 19:47:27

Perhaps they were having a farting competition & sharted by mistake?

but yes, only funny if you're not cleaning up!

pearlym Tue 31-May-11 19:48:50

I do not knw the word sharted, does it mean follownig through with poo when yuo meant to only fart? I like it

PorkChopSter Tue 31-May-11 20:33:24

Indeed it does grin

tifflins Tue 31-May-11 20:46:21

'sharted' - love it!

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