To email Johnlewis.com

[SoupDragon]

... and ask whether this comes with jam and clotted cream?

Yes, I am bored. hopefully they haven't amended their website yet or this will look daft. :o

[Bellie]

[ViolaTricolor]

I guess it does -- it's the only way I can get mine to stay on the wall.

[AuntieMonica]

i like



maybe it's a diet scone, so you can't get much jam & cream to stick?

[MmeLindor.]

Ha. But does it rhyme with gone or spoon?

[AuntieMonica]

pardon? spoon?

damn you auto-correct gorne mad?

and it's scone - to rhyme with 'gone'

[cheekeymonkey]

Well, it is for TEA lights!

[SoupDragon]

Anyone else sitting muttering "Scoon... scoon... to rhyme with spoon?? "

Personally, I think it's a scone to rhyme with own, but that's a whoe different nest of vipers.

[SoupDragon]

Cream tea lights, obviously.

[MmeLindor.]

oh, yes. It should be to rhyme with gone.

And own is the wrong alternative pronunciation? I can never remember.

[SoupDragon]

You have clearly lived with foreigners too long.

[SoupDragon]

"Dear SoupDragon,
 
Thank you for your email.
 
I can confirm that this product does not come with jam and clotted cream.
 
Please accept my apologies for any inconvenience.
 
Kind regards,


John Lewis.com"

Snigger.