10 things that piss me off about parents and their children.
- No, sorry, your pfb is not the centre of MY world and i have no desire to here about his new tooth/bf success or disaster/texture of its food etc ad nauseum.
- Don't be bashing my ankles with your fecking phil and teds with a baby in the luggage compartment.
- Do not please let your child come runnig up to my dog and put his face in my dogs face and scare the poor thing.
- Having to sit at a table in a cafe after a family in which parents think its ok to have a table picnic and then just leave their shite behind for the staff to clear up
- I am an adult, i do not want to have to rush what i say to you just so your child can tell you urgently that they have just found another stone/bit of paper/seen a bird
- I dont want to have to smile sweetly while your children are being obnoxious and say things like, its nice to see them expressing themselves freely - it isn't, keep your brats under control in public
Oh.......fuck it, i cant think of ten.......im just no good at this sort of thing, feel free to add your own. Oh and please don't flame me, im joking innit.