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To not want to be licked out?

(171 Posts)
theinet Sun 29-May-11 20:00:36

it's so icky! and makes me want to wee!

AnyFucker Sun 29-May-11 20:01:17

half term innit

usualsuspect Sun 29-May-11 20:01:18

half term?

UrsulaBuffay Sun 29-May-11 20:01:57

Can we call it cunni or summat?

AnyFucker Sun 29-May-11 20:03:12

teenagers off school

idiot posts

no mature adult uses the term "licked out"

AKissIsNotAContract Sun 29-May-11 20:03:34

Wee then, I'm sure the licker will soon get the message.

ElectricSoftParade Sun 29-May-11 20:04:00

Oh you silly, it isn't icky at all. <Little pat on head>

UrsulaBuffay Sun 29-May-11 20:04:03

I call it waggling a cricket bat at a tornado

Gerrof Sun 29-May-11 20:04:07

WHO calls it licked out? No grown woman I know.

Kevin, get off your mum's mumsnet and do your GCSE revision like she told you. BBC Bitesize is thataway <points>

StealthPolarBear Sun 29-May-11 20:04:10

are you a magnum?

Gerrof Sun 29-May-11 20:04:29

x posts anyf

theinet Sun 29-May-11 20:04:45

seriously - i tingle but it never feels "right" .

SwearyMary Sun 29-May-11 20:04:51

theinet Have another munch bunch fromage frais before bath, bottle and bed.......

AuntieMonica Sun 29-May-11 20:04:59

or a creme egg?

Mollydollydoll Sun 29-May-11 20:05:10

Are you a teenager? Sounds like it. Use the correct term "oral sex"

fuckmepinkandcallmerosie Sun 29-May-11 20:05:27

PMSL @ are you a magnum

StealthPolarBear Sun 29-May-11 20:06:37

seriously - have you not noticed everyone is taking the pee?

theinet Sun 29-May-11 20:07:38

my OH just goes at it like he's eating an ice cream, it's not a turn on.

SwearyMary Sun 29-May-11 20:08:31

Stick a cadburys flake up yer fanjo and he will have a 99.......

usualsuspect Sun 29-May-11 20:08:32

thats called a wet dream ,theinet

AuntieMonica Sun 29-May-11 20:08:43

what, he has you on a stick? or in a bowl?

Mollydollydoll Sun 29-May-11 20:09:02

DP just asked what I was laughing out. I said being licked out that blank look on his face said it all. He said you still on MN I said yes. I think he thought I'd moved over to a teenage chat room

SwearyMary Sun 29-May-11 20:09:08

Raspberry sauce and a few nuts?

Adversecamber Sun 29-May-11 20:09:15

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

crazynanna Sun 29-May-11 20:09:20

cunny funt

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