to think I'm aproper dufus for thinking that my laptop had gone dark when infact my...

[TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino]

glasses were so dirty that when I washed them I though wow, look how bright the laptop is

[TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino]

if I clean the laptop screen aswell I'll be dazzled

[TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino]

am I the only one?

[StealthPolarBear]

lol :o

[AgentZigzag]

Hehe I do that as well, think 'is something burning in the kitchen, it's a bit smokey' then realise my glasses have got really mucky.

They've usually got little tiny sticky fingerprints all over them, so actually save me from numerous pokes in the eye

[TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino]

its a bit smokey lol

yes, fingerprints, definitely

[shortarsefuck]

I hate when you get all the startchy stuff from peeling potatoes on your glasses and it's a bugger to wash off

[TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino]

shortarsefuck, erm, how are you peeling your potatos?

[shortarsefuck]

Trin - with a knife but the juice kind of starchy stuff seems to splatter my glasses



Am I weird?

[TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino]

well it may be becasue your using a knife

I dont so dont know if that would happen if I did

I have to use a peeler or starch on my glasses would be the least of my problems

[shortarsefuck]

LOL

I can't use a peeler I'm left handed and it defeats my brain to use a peeler. I end up with hacked to bits spuds and wee tiny short peelings.

[StealthPolarBear]

i use a peeler and the starch stuff goes all over the laptop :o

[TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino]

I can only use one type of peeler, you know the only that ISN'T straight

like a u shape with the blade at the top

[StealthPolarBear]

yes thats the one I use
The only kind you'd be allowed yto use at school!

[TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino]

'all over the laptop' lol

maybe that is what I'm doing wrong
I should be doing everything at the laptop, that would get more done

starch, jam, choc spread, dog fur, juice, ironing water(yeah right) all over the laptop but hey
shit would get done

[shortarsefuck]

I have only ever used one of the peelers that's a bit like a knife, but it has a peeler bit rather than a knife blade?



do you think I'd be better with one of U shaped ones?

[TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino]

maybe thats why I cant use the other ones

I have one of the others
I've even tried to use it but I fear for my thumb joining hand area....

[TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino]

u shaped are better(well obviously I think that) and you are explaining it well
thats exactly the one I mean, scary shit

[shortarsefuck]

I agree - I nearly took my finger off

[PigletJohn]

I prefer the "Y" shaped ones

[TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino]

I think we mean the same thing dont we piglet
or is there a third peeler I know nothing about?

I hate peeling spuds so much that I make homemade chips with the skin on and I love mash but we only have it if dp is making tea

[SecretNutellaFix]

Peeling spuds is a loathsome chore.

My Dad used to cheat. I can remember him once making mashed potatoes by boiling the spuds whole, letting them cool a bit and the skins used to just slip off. Hey presto- bare naked spuds, ready to be bashed into oblivion!

[TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino]

'bare naked spuds'

thats a band name if ever I heard one

and I reckon your dad has a fab idea

[SecretNutellaFix]

He was great.