At The Sign Of The Dappled Deer

[Psammead]

A cloak and dagger thread. Or whatever floats your boat.

[Gster]

I'm in.

[TheOriginalFAB]

Can't feel anything .

[Psammead]

Welcome, Nordic stranger. Mead?

[Gster]

me neither

[Psammead]

FAB!

[Gster]

What me young missy ?

[SarahStratton]

I'm in

[Psammead]

Now I have to goforth into the cookhouse and make a ye olde lasagne.

Make yourselves at home, but don't get too frisky without me

[northernrock]

Burp!
I'm on the ale.

[Gster]

We're both in now Fab, can you feel anything yet ?

[northernrock]

I think we may have lately been witness to Miss Sarah's sexual awakening...

[SaveWaterDrinkWine]

Great! A new thread! Wonder how long it will take to fill this one, Gster

[TheOriginalFAB]

Who is both?
You better not be saying I have a bucket fanny. I will have you know I am as if I have never given birth down there.

wonders if she is having a delayed reaction to bump on her head

[TheOriginalFAB]

Oh, I see. Sarah.

Nah, not for me.

[FriggFRIGG]

Oooooh,whats all this then?

[SarahStratton]

That's a lovely Fireman's uniform. Do you wear a uniform at work?

[Gster]

Work yes, at the strip club.

[AnyFucker]

< clocks in >

[BitOfFun]

Is this the coded messages thread, or the puerile sex thread that was more trolly than an Asda carpark at closing?

[BrianAndHisBalls]

that echo isnt you then Fab??

[northernrock]

Puerile trolly sex thread BOF

[AnyFucker]

my name is AnyFucker

and I am a puerile sex troll

[glitterkitty]

[BitOfFun]

Ah. Maybe I'll stick around .

[SarahStratton]

My name is SarahStratton

and I am not a troll (the rest is true though).