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to ask you all to entertain me?

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KAZAMM Fri 27-May-11 15:07:10

Ok, I'm at work, alone and bored. Hardly any customers today and there is nothing to be done cleaning wise. This is me till half 5 and i cant bear it!

Please tell me some jokes/stories to make the next couple of hours fly by. I'll be so grateful smile

LordOfTheFlies Fri 27-May-11 15:22:25

What did the slug say to the snail?
"Big Issue?"
Disclaimer-not mine.

MissPenteuth Fri 27-May-11 15:22:39

If you need our help to pass several hours on MN, you're doing it wrong grin

If you're really stuck, I'd suggest you trawl the Classics topic (under 'Mumsnet Stuff', iirc) to kill some time. Funny stuff.

manicbmc Fri 27-May-11 15:24:08

I could tap dance, I suppose. grin

cannydoit Fri 27-May-11 15:27:38

shakes tats at you while swirling nipple tassels.

manicbmc Fri 27-May-11 15:29:12

balances plates on sticks and does a polka

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