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AIBU to think my friend her talking out her ass

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taylor74 Thu 26-May-11 20:35:57

Got talking about sex with my mate and she said to me do you gush or squirt and I said neither. Well she said you can't be enjoying it then the look on my DH face was magic.

LadyOfTheCuntryManor Thu 26-May-11 20:36:37

<boak>

AmazingBouncingFerret Thu 26-May-11 20:38:08

I've just had to add "gush" and "squirt" to the words that make me feel squeamish list.

taylor74 Thu 26-May-11 20:38:46

My thoughts exactly but did make us laugh

Mumofaflump Thu 26-May-11 20:39:35

Umm...

Yeah...

Not really sure where to go from there.

Is there an expression for a MN login hijack? I think this may be one!

taylor74 Thu 26-May-11 20:39:53

That's how she said it amazing "gush and squirt" I was like wtf

thisisyesterday Thu 26-May-11 20:40:25

how old is she? 15?

FabbyChic Thu 26-May-11 20:40:32

Some just never gush/squirt!

trixymalixy Thu 26-May-11 20:40:35

0/10

GypsyMoth Thu 26-May-11 20:40:38

nicehmm

taylor74 Thu 26-May-11 20:41:05

What's a MN login hijack ?

RitaBix Thu 26-May-11 20:41:30

dh squirts and I gush

WorzselMummage Thu 26-May-11 20:41:41

hmm

shouldn't you be revising or something ?

taylor74 Thu 26-May-11 20:41:45

Yesterday shes 29

HidinginaHardHat Thu 26-May-11 20:42:02

If you gush or squirt then you need to check your pelvic floor love.

GypsyMoth Thu 26-May-11 20:42:56

nope,i think this ones for real.....

taylor74 Thu 26-May-11 20:42:57

No I shouldn't worzel I am 36

AKissIsNotAContract Thu 26-May-11 20:44:04

Taylor74 why whenever I read a really bizarre post are you always the OP?

From a lesbian step daughter, to weird neighbours, friends who squirt (not weird btw, I do!) How do all these colourful things happen to one person in the space of a few days?

taylor74 Thu 26-May-11 20:44:40

It was a simple question really she was sort of saying if I don't do this when I make love then I can't be enjoying it. To me that's bollocks.

GypsyMoth Thu 26-May-11 20:44:52

dont forget the pubic hair thread too....

taylor74 Thu 26-May-11 20:45:41

Not got a lesbian step daughter not even got a step daughter so I don't think so

Mumofaflump Thu 26-May-11 20:46:41

I was wondering if it may be a mumsnet "frape" (I know, don't flame me) as I recognise your user name, but thought the post was a tadge...odd.

taylor74 Thu 26-May-11 20:46:53

Yes mine was the pubic hair thread

K999 Thu 26-May-11 20:47:04

She is talking bollocks but then I think you know that already, don't you??

WorzselMummage Thu 26-May-11 20:47:26

36 ?

Seriously ?

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