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JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar Wed 25-May-11 11:29:07

Prompted by a thread on Teenagers, which got me thinking that I'd have loved AIBU as a teen - in the way I loved Cathy & Claire and Melanie (in Just Seventeen).

If AIBU had existed when we were 12/13/14, what AIBUs would we have asked?

AIBU to snog my bezzie mate's boyf coz she snogged mine? perhaps?

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar Sun 29-May-11 12:39:23

YANBU. That Kimberly King's a total liar. She reckons Nik Kershaw is her cousin.

mippy Sat 28-May-11 13:09:14

AIBU to not believe Kimberley King who says she went on holiday and might be pregnant because she had sex with 25, 35 and 45yr old waiters called Julio, Manolo and Fabio? And even though she got her photos back from Boots and she has one of Julio with his arm round her but I reckon she paid him to do it because he looks really scared and she probably threatened to fart all over him if he didn't.

WincyEtNightie Fri 27-May-11 21:29:48

Trillian that chart made me angry

I'm 36 grin

KingTrollo Fri 27-May-11 20:21:50

AIBU to think that the music teacher Mr Wass should stop spending so much time in the music room alone with one particular female pupil? Hand feeding her crisps? No didn't think so creepy fucker

shivster1980 Fri 27-May-11 20:05:43

AIBU to think my Mum was well out of order to chuck my clothes and makeup and books out of the window in a temper. My room wasn't that bad....

shivster1980 Fri 27-May-11 20:02:11

AIBU to think my Mum's a prude coz she called More mag porn and took it off me?!! Like, WTF that about it's only position of the fortnight

shivster1980 Fri 27-May-11 20:00:21

AIBU to tip a can of Lilt over Tracy's head after she ate my chips whilst I was fetching the salt? blush

glitterkitty Fri 27-May-11 18:45:17

AIBU to hide a bunsen burner in Sirs bag and watch him go pop eyed trying to find it ahahahahaha was soooooo funny when we all said 'Oooooh sir you nicked it' hahahahahaaha!

AIBU to cover my journal in recognisable cartoons of teachers with big arrows saying 'coffee breath' 'smelly vag' ugh etc and then get DETEN WTF is that about its artistic expression they cant PROVE its of them

nickelbabe Fri 27-May-11 16:58:22

oh, i had a letter published in there once.
it was about being bullied.
I lied, though.
I said "hang on, and it will get better" (and said that I was happier)
it didn't.
and i wasn't.

RalphGnu Fri 27-May-11 16:47:48

<stomps off to listen to Atlantic 252 and read the problem page in Just Seventeen>

RalphGnu Fri 27-May-11 16:46:26

AIBU in thinking my mum is a right cow for making me come home at 9:30 on a Saturday night when everybody else is still in the bus shelter drinking cider and also for stopping my pocket money for finding 10 Regal in my pocket when I TOLD her they weren't even mine, I was looking after them for Esther and what's the point in me even speaking anyway when nobody believes a word I say, I want to go and live at katy's house cos her parents go away on weekends and leave her and her brother on their own and he is well fit but my mum wouldn't even let me sleep over there anyway without speaking to katy's mum first, I hate her, she is like the worst mum in the world and why does my dad have to get arsey with a boy if he calls for me, I mean it's not like we're having SEX on the doorstep or anything, i'm well going to run away, bet they probably wouldn't even notice anyway cos they totally love my brother more than me, bet they wouldn't even notice if I actually DIED.

nickelbabe Fri 27-May-11 11:53:30


TrillianAstra Fri 27-May-11 09:09:52

nickelbabe If I were eight then I would still be at school. And I would in fact not have been born when Titanic came out!

Have a look over here

inthesticks Thu 26-May-11 18:10:01

I looked older than my friends so it was always me who had to go into the beeroff and buy sherry to drink at the park. When he asked me how old I was I had a routine of pretending to be flattered that he thought I was under 18.

CheerMum Thu 26-May-11 17:57:51

a friend of mine was in the cupboard with the caretaker...but i think they may have been happy about that...

AbsDuCroissant Thu 26-May-11 17:17:54

South Africa

We also had catering, technical drawing, woodwork, sewing and home ec. The school went through some weird "erm, let's try teaching the kids that" phases.

I hated accounting, and accidentally put everything that was supposed to be in the debit column in the credit and vice versa during my exam once and had to rewrite the WHOLE thing.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar Thu 26-May-11 17:15:28

You had an accounting teacher, Abs? Accounting?

What, like book keeping? We did typing, but accounting is cruel and unusual punishment, surely.

Where on earth did you go to school? confused

Ahhh must be French teachers then, my sister was in London at the time. In defence of the poor teacher my sister's class was horrible and she changed schools pretty soon afterwards. (AIBU to point out that my sister is a lot younger than me and not only had I left school by this point, but it was a completely different one to the one I attended?)

AmazingBouncingFerret Thu 26-May-11 16:57:05

Oh wow i'm howling and the thought of my then boyfriend in the Malory Towers school uniform... <gazes off into the distance wistfully> He always did have nice legs...

AbsDuCroissant Thu 26-May-11 16:14:05

We locked the geeky chubby boy with glasses in the cupboard when the accounting teacher turned up late.

Poor child.

KatieWatie Thu 26-May-11 16:12:53

I had a teacher who locked himself in cupboards

with pupils


manicbmc Thu 26-May-11 16:08:20

We locked our biology teacher in a cupboard when she went through the wrong door. grin

SpringHeeledJack Thu 26-May-11 16:04:54

Jenai, coffee and ABF'sboyfriend

did you go to Malory Towers? Or St Claire's? I'm sure they were always locking French teachers in cupboards

...has anyone locked any other sort of teacher in a cupboard?

Coffeeisking Thu 26-May-11 10:58:50

grin at me not being the only one! Im in hampshire. French teachers are stupid. grin

Coffeeisking did you go to the same school as my sister?

AIBU to be pissed off that my best friend punched me when I saw her crying when we were watching ET at the cinema?

AIBU to keep my half eaten Highland Toffee bar in the top pocket of my blazer? The lint just adds fibre.

AIBU to feel amazingly smug that I got away with henna-ing my hair bright red, yet Hilary got busted for bleaching her (dark blonde!) hair lighter?

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