to judge people who don't Give Head?

[saidthespiderwithahorridsmile]

I mean, how selfish can you get

it's a few minutes out of your life and it can make all the difference to somebody's quality of life

oh no...hang on... wait...

[bupcakesandcunting]

Arf!

[nobiggy]

I don't like the smell of bollocks. There it is.

[cassierosse]

Makes me gag.

[Nixea]

[ChickensHaveNoEyebrows]

Eau du bolleaux is not quite Chanel, is it?

[FabbyChic]

If the bollocks smell it is because they haven;t been washed properly, buy him some soap.

[sodiumion]

I cant decide which is worse: General penis taste, or the taste of Carex where DH nicely washed himself first.....

[worraliberty]

If it takes a few minutes of your life, you're doing it wrong

[Madamolive]

Lmao!

[TrillianAstra]

He needs to rinse better, sodiumion

[IgnoringTheChildren]

Giving head in the shower gets round the bollocksy smellines but not the gagging.

[Insomnia11]

YABU. Everyone is entitled to be as sexual or asexual as they wish to be, and only perform the sexual practices they are comfortable with. Also it's up to couples to decide what they do & don't do between them. AFAIC though if they can't be bothered to be scrupulously clean and don't return the favour then why should you bother?

[Serenitysutton]

Wahhh! Hilarious thread

[Happymm]

It's not even Friday :o

[HeadfirstForHalos]

I don't mind the natural bollock smell, is that just me?

Sweaty unclean balls on the other hand- no thanks!

[Shakirasma]

It's up to individuals how much or how little they give sexually.

However if they are not prepared to make an effort, particularly with such vanilla practices, they they should not be surprised if their partner get bored and goes off to get their desires satisfied elsewhere!

[Paschaelina]

Depends if I get a and afterwards though dunnit?

[nenevomito]

Its all very well demanding head, but I'm vegetarian and its just too, well, meaty for my liking.

[Jaspants]

[helsywoo]

Head first thing in the morning, Ive noticed a little bit of wee comes out first

[cassierosse]

gagging<

runs to throw up

[MotherSnacker]

YANBU It's good for you, full of nutrients and slimming. (gullible emoticon)

[MarisCrane]

I used to but can't any more.

Sorry wrong thread

[Insomnia11]

However if they are not prepared to make an effort, particularly with such vanilla practices, they they should not be surprised if their partner get bored and goes off to get their desires satisfied elsewhere!

Oh God it's Daily Mail "How to keep your man" 101. If as a couple you are sexually incompatible then possibly it is better you both look for other partners, unless sex isn't that important to either of you. It isn't a case of people being 'good in bed' or 'bad in bed' it's a case of good communication, consideration for the other's feelings, and compatibility.

[PigletJohn]

it works both ways, you know.