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to judge people who don't Give Head?

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saidthespiderwithahorridsmile Mon 23-May-11 16:01:39

I mean, how selfish can you get

it's a few minutes out of your life and it can make all the difference to somebody's quality of life

oh no...hang on... wait...confused

bupcakesandcunting Mon 23-May-11 16:02:29

Arf!

nobiggy Mon 23-May-11 16:03:07

I don't like the smell of bollocks. There it is.

cassierosse Mon 23-May-11 16:04:13

Makes me gag. shockblush

Nixea Mon 23-May-11 16:04:15

<chuckles>

ChickensHaveNoEyebrows Mon 23-May-11 16:05:15

Eau du bolleaux is not quite Chanel, is it?

FabbyChic Mon 23-May-11 16:05:47

If the bollocks smell it is because they haven;t been washed properly, buy him some soap.

sodiumion Mon 23-May-11 16:06:21

I cant decide which is worse: General penis taste, or the taste of Carex where DH nicely washed himself first..... grin

worraliberty Mon 23-May-11 16:06:51

If it takes a few minutes of your life, you're doing it wrong wink

Madamolive Mon 23-May-11 16:07:55

Lmao!

TrillianAstra Mon 23-May-11 16:09:08

He needs to rinse better, sodiumion

IgnoringTheChildren Mon 23-May-11 16:09:11

Giving head in the shower gets round the bollocksy smellines but not the gagging. grin

Insomnia11 Mon 23-May-11 16:09:54

YABU. Everyone is entitled to be as sexual or asexual as they wish to be, and only perform the sexual practices they are comfortable with. Also it's up to couples to decide what they do & don't do between them. AFAIC though if they can't be bothered to be scrupulously clean and don't return the favour then why should you bother?

Serenitysutton Mon 23-May-11 16:10:43

Wahhh! Hilarious thread

Happymm Mon 23-May-11 16:12:00

It's not even Friday grin

HeadfirstForHalos Mon 23-May-11 16:12:04

I don't mind the natural bollock smell, is that just me? confused

Sweaty unclean balls on the other hand- no thanks!

Shakirasma Mon 23-May-11 16:13:41

It's up to individuals how much or how little they give sexually.

However if they are not prepared to make an effort, particularly with such vanilla practices, they they should not be surprised if their partner get bored and goes off to get their desires satisfied elsewhere!

Paschaelina Mon 23-May-11 16:15:40

Depends if I get a brew and biscuit afterwards though dunnit?

nenevomito Mon 23-May-11 16:15:43

Its all very well demanding head, but I'm vegetarian and its just too, well, meaty for my liking.

grin

Jaspants Mon 23-May-11 16:17:09

grin

helsywoo Mon 23-May-11 16:17:22

Head first thing in the morning, Ive noticed a little bit of wee comes out first <boak>

cassierosse Mon 23-May-11 16:19:36

>gagging<

>>runs to throw up<<

MotherSnacker Mon 23-May-11 16:22:46

YANBU It's good for you, full of nutrients and slimming. confused (gullible emoticon)

MarisCrane Mon 23-May-11 16:25:59

I used to but can't any more.

Sorry wrong thread

Insomnia11 Mon 23-May-11 16:43:07

However if they are not prepared to make an effort, particularly with such vanilla practices, they they should not be surprised if their partner get bored and goes off to get their desires satisfied elsewhere!

Oh God it's Daily Mail "How to keep your man" 101. If as a couple you are sexually incompatible then possibly it is better you both look for other partners, unless sex isn't that important to either of you. It isn't a case of people being 'good in bed' or 'bad in bed' it's a case of good communication, consideration for the other's feelings, and compatibility.

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