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Thinking about becoming a call girl

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phillangie Thu 24-Mar-11 23:46:38

I saw an episode on Jeremy Kyle about high class escorts, and it seems very glamarous! So does the secret diary of a call girl. I want that life style. My children have all left home, I am divorced and single so why not?

Will people look down on me? My house needs renovation aswell, so it's a good way to make money. Am I being unreasonable to think I could do this?

tethersend Thu 24-Mar-11 23:48:48


Have you ever thought of becoming a low class escort?

LaurieFairyCake Thu 24-Mar-11 23:49:01

Snort at "glamorous".

It's strangers cocks inside you. Glamorous is not the first word that springs to mind.

tethersend Thu 24-Mar-11 23:49:05

Or a Ford Escort?

snice Thu 24-Mar-11 23:49:36

no, it sounds like a marvellous career plan!

Why don't you become a 'tart with a heart' as in say Nancy from Oliver? I expect it will be great fun. Oh except she got killed didn't she

BaronessBomburst Thu 24-Mar-11 23:50:10

<pulls up comfy chair, puts kettle on, and settles down to watch>

LaurieFairyCake Thu 24-Mar-11 23:53:07

What's that prostitute union thingy called?

They reported that there was an 80% of violence
Against them.

Those aren't great odds. That's a one in five chance
To not get the shit kicked out of you.

GastonTheLadybird Thu 24-Mar-11 23:53:11

Whenever I want to feel glam I fuck old dirty men for money - go for it!

phillangie Thu 24-Mar-11 23:54:29

Well why not? They won't be strangers - I will have met them before we get down to business. They'll take me out for dinner, so I'll have a few hours to get to know them before I decide on intercourse....

I won't get killed. I will be with an agency. Only rich sheikhs or business men from abroad.

ChaosTrulyReigns Thu 24-Mar-11 23:55:58

's your body hun.

you decide.


LaurieFairyCake Thu 24-Mar-11 23:55:59

There really won't be dinner involved.

Just the cock.

They probably missed that out of the fictional tv show.

phillangie Thu 24-Mar-11 23:56:02

I look good for my age, and my children are grown up so I deserve some fun in my life too. It may not be everyone's cup of tea. I sincerely doubt I will be attacked or abused. I will be a high class escort.

TheSecondComing Thu 24-Mar-11 23:56:24

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Vallhala Thu 24-Mar-11 23:57:34

That's nice dear. You do that.

LaurieFairyCake Thu 24-Mar-11 23:58:14

Oh well, as long as you "sincerely doubt" it that's fine.

Utterly delusional.

GloriaSmut Thu 24-Mar-11 23:58:42

Pisspoor effort and not improving with elaboration.

phillangie Thu 24-Mar-11 23:58:44

I am partial to a bit of Jeremy Kyle now and again - It was lucky I caught that particular episode. It was around the same time Katie Waissel from the X-factor's grandmother was outed as an escort, and I thought, I could do that - live the high life.

tethersend Thu 24-Mar-11 23:58:50


It's like you're not even trying.

snice Thu 24-Mar-11 23:59:12

I expect you'll be able to do on Jeremy Kyle too! Won't that be super!

NunTheWiser Fri 25-Mar-11 00:00:35

As long as it's classy, love.

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 25-Mar-11 00:00:59


phillangie Fri 25-Mar-11 00:01:06

gloria and tether, it's sad you think I am joking, but I'm not. It's just like any other job. At least I will be working, unlike some people..

phillangie Fri 25-Mar-11 00:02:19

snice I wouldn't liek to do jeremy kyle, because I would not like to compromise any future clients.

tethersend Fri 25-Mar-11 00:03:19

Oooh, if you can shoehorn benefit fraud in on the back of that one, you'll have caught my interest smile

GloriaSmut Fri 25-Mar-11 00:03:32

I can't say I'd "liek" to do Jeremy Kyle either. Not even if he paid handsomely for the service and agreed to a strictly no tongues policy.

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