to persuade RL BF to start MNing by getting her a list of things to never google?

[ChristmasTrolleyRage]

2 bottles of Champagne and some Raspbery Vodka down - I think I may have hooked her by telling her about the knowledgable answers on my Dogging Thread.

So now she wants a lists of things she should never google.

I think if we can get more than:
Dragon Butter (I did )
Blue Waffle (I didn't - )
she may be impressed and join our ranks.

Gwan, help me persuade her!!!!

[dementedma]

munting.
Please, please don't!

[ChristmasTrolleyRage]

Oh I remember that one now - no I didn't google that.

Phew.

[SantasNutellaFairy]

space docking is another

two girls one cup- NEVER EVER EVER EVER GOOGLE!!!!!

[TrinityMotherOfRhinos]

I hope that green face is for sick not jealous

I'm liking the sound of raspberry vodka

[ethelina]

Blue waffle

[thenightsky]

oh i wish i hadnt clicked - now I need to know what blue waffle is

[dementedma]

feel the urge to google blue waffle - is it truly gross?
Oh, and following on from dogging, I learnt what "gulling" was via MN.

[SantasNutellaFairy]

MAke sure your image search is disabled when you google blue waffle if you can't resist.

[ChristmasTrolleyRage]

Green face was definitely sick not jealous Trin.!

[FaffTastic]

Daisy Chaining.

Not gross as such, just makes me feel like I've led a sheltered life.

[FaffTastic]

Ooooh, don't forget FELCHING.

[LifeIsButtercream]

I'm not easily scared

(Googles 'Blue Waffle')

OH DEAR GOD MY EYES!!!

[dementedma]

oh, give me a clue to blue waffle - daren't search....can't even begin to think what it relates to.

[nurseblade]

Mustard snack

[nurseblade]

eat your soup

[pissedrightoff]

DeementedMa Why Oh Why did I not heed your advice?? I googled munting, only read half the description and had to run to the loo......violently sick.

Did the dragon butter incident teach me nothing?

[ChristmasTrolleyRage]

She's looking at the laptop through her fingers.

But we're not googling.

[ethelina]

hehehe

Felching [vom]

[LifeIsButtercream]

Is it bad that I'm sitting here Googling all of them while working my way through a huge tub of chocolate ice cream.......?

[dementedma]

mustard snack? eat your soup? are these clues to blue waffle? The curiosity is killing me.
Pissedright off - it made me puke too!!!

[SantasNutellaFairy]

blue waffle relates to a vaginal infection

[zachsmama]

I just google blue waffle........ why didn't I learn from the dragon butter googling???

When people say 'don't google', they really mean 'don't google'. Yukyukyukyukyukyuk and yuk.

[zachsmama]

*googled

[nurseblade]

If puking's your thing then you'll love eat your soup

[MilliONaire]

oh come ON - put us out of our misery - tell us what they are???

I know daisy chain but have NO idea what blue waffle or munting or felching are??? I NEED to know