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... to change the dog's name to 'Nipples?'

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NemoTheRedNosedFish Fri 10-Dec-10 13:44:13

And make dh walk her in the park everyday.

"Come back, Nipples!"
"Nipples, where have you gone?"

mwah ha ha grin

DooinMeCleanin Fri 10-Dec-10 13:45:32


YANBU. I still want a new dog to call it 'Taxi' after a thread on here.

KaraStarbuckThrace Fri 10-Dec-10 13:45:42

Do it! Do it!!

GrimmaTheNome Fri 10-Dec-10 13:52:36

How about Mojo?

BeerTricksPotter Fri 10-Dec-10 13:58:06

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Caron1968 Fri 10-Dec-10 13:58:39

I had a friend who called her dog Shit, because thats all it did as a puppy. Oh imagine the fun taking that dog for a walk in the park.

GrimmaTheNome Fri 10-Dec-10 14:00:18

Exactly so, BeerTricks, a la Austin Powers.

applejelly Fri 10-Dec-10 14:01:13

I managed to dissuade my mum from naming our dog Nina.

Imagine wandering around the park shouting "Nina nina nina nina..."

MusieB Fri 10-Dec-10 15:07:20

DMC - my stepfather had a dog called Taxi. Now he has one called Woman. Next one will probably be Timber.

fayc84 Fri 10-Dec-10 15:11:10

We had cats called Spit and Polish. Luckilly the neighbours already thought we were weird and never batted an eyelid at shouting those names out the back

GrimmaTheNome Fri 10-Dec-10 15:54:19

If you lived near a golf course, 'Fore' grin

ethelina Fri 10-Dec-10 15:57:44

As a child we had 2 dogs, a (black) Scottie called Chalky and a (white) Westie called Ginger. Caused a fair few double takes that did...

BlathIceSkate Fri 10-Dec-10 16:02:11

Deifer is the only possible name for a dog

MiasMARY Fri 10-Dec-10 16:07:31

My dd had a teacher called Miss Nicoles who she innocently called Miss Nipples for a whole year.


Loonies Fri 10-Dec-10 16:13:33

What a disgusting suggestion. In my day dogs had sensible names like Rover

SouthMum Fri 10-Dec-10 16:20:03

I like human names - Brian esp.

Or Keith...

ditavonteesed Fri 10-Dec-10 16:22:42

there is a dog at puppy class called simon, love it, and we met a yorkie oh hols called dave

babyicebean Fri 10-Dec-10 16:28:01

Our cat is called Immac.

HowTheGrokeStoleChristmas Fri 10-Dec-10 16:30:57

I want to get a dog for the pure joy of naming it Geronimo.

2blessed2bstressed Fri 10-Dec-10 16:36:21

We used to have a cocker spaniel. We called it Daniel. grin

Sidge Fri 10-Dec-10 16:48:44

I wanted to call our dog Nigel when I was a teenager but my mum went all soppy and named it after our dead dog from my childhood.

I like daft or human names for animals - my cats were Jasper and Jasmine. My friend's Yorkshire Terrier was called Killer and her cat was called Gail because it had a really triangular face and looked like Gail from Coronation Street grin

BlathIceSkate Fri 10-Dec-10 16:51:01

I had a friend with a Rabbit named 'Roadie'

Was short for RoadKill

linziluv Sat 11-Dec-10 10:46:51

Lol...we have an English bull terrier called ninja, or "ninje" for short...easily mistaken for another similar word when out!

Kitta Sat 11-Dec-10 11:12:34

One of my cats is called Bill?
He looks like a Bill.

gorionine Sat 11-Dec-10 11:21:28

A friend of mine called her dog "go away" (In a foreign language) If she was her in England it would sound like this when she calles her dog back: "Go Away come back!"

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