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to think that God is being neglected in this forum.

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godlovesusall Mon 06-Dec-10 15:19:43

Having read this forum, I believe that a lot of God's wishes are being ignored. A lot of the issues mentioned here could be resolved if you all allowed Him into your lives.

He really does care.

SantasNutellaFairy Mon 06-Dec-10 15:20:53

yes dear.

Now run along.

sheeplikessleep Mon 06-Dec-10 15:21:08

hmm

altinkum Mon 06-Dec-10 15:21:31

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

LaurieFairyonthetreeEatsCake Mon 06-Dec-10 15:21:56

<snort>

as a Christian let me just say that sometimes my life is pants even with him there.

You know when people die or you grate your own finger into the crumble.

Life can still be shit-ish.

nattivitycake Mon 06-Dec-10 15:22:47

I know that's you Lee......

TheCoalitionNeedsYou Mon 06-Dec-10 15:23:30

Poor old God. He must feel terrible. Does this amount to cyber-bullying?

Limara Mon 06-Dec-10 15:25:08

godlovesusall- I agree but are you for real?

MsKalo Mon 06-Dec-10 15:25:54

Is this a pee take thread? It sounds really patronising...
I believe in God wholeheartedly but not in this condescending way!

nattivitycake Mon 06-Dec-10 15:27:52

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biscuit

sixpercenttruejedi Mon 06-Dec-10 15:28:23

well, I didn't vote for him.

magicmummy1 Mon 06-Dec-10 15:28:49

That definitely merits a biscuit

WishItCouldBeShirleyEveryDay Mon 06-Dec-10 15:29:49

Jesus loves you.

Everyone else thinks you're a cunt

MerrilyDefective Mon 06-Dec-10 15:32:26

OMG
There,will that do?

GrimmaTheNome Mon 06-Dec-10 15:32:37

YABU
bear

BornToFolk Mon 06-Dec-10 15:33:09

Yes, I expect that God is really peeved that he didn't make it in last week's round up hmm

Wordsonascreen Mon 06-Dec-10 15:33:49

snurk at shirley

I live in a Heathen land.. there is no hope for me...

mousesma Mon 06-Dec-10 15:33:58

Maybe if he posted a bit more often we wouldn't ignore him.

openerofjars Mon 06-Dec-10 15:34:43

Maybe He gets jealous father ishoos at this time of year. Y'know, feeling supplanted by the baby.

TottWriter Mon 06-Dec-10 15:34:50

Wish - I love that one.

Other variants include "everyone else thinks you're an ugly bugger" and "eveyone else thinks you're a fucking bastard". Not sure which is my favourite iteration.

My Dad calls people like this God Botherers. It sums it up nicely I think.

ApocalypseCheeseToastie Mon 06-Dec-10 15:35:05

My mantra is this ' If their is a God, he's a twat, and I certainly don't wanna meet him'

Now piss off with ya, there's a cunt. biscuit

Sidge Mon 06-Dec-10 15:35:34

I don't believe in God and even if I did I don't think I'd find him on Mumsnet.

I haven't tried Godnet though <ponders>

thefirstMrsDeVere Mon 06-Dec-10 15:36:16

Well I am a Christian and I believe in God.

Didnt solve Cancer though, DD still died.

So what you got to say about THAT then?

I will pray for you.

<kneels>

TheCoalitionNeedsYou Mon 06-Dec-10 15:36:38

If I may refer you to The Gospel according to Kerry King

ApocalypseCheeseToastie Mon 06-Dec-10 15:37:00

I found GOD on facebook hmm

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