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to want to drop Nigella in a smuggetty smug big vat of smugness!

(55 Posts)
gregtheguineapig Fri 03-Dec-10 07:06:11

How smug is she??? Watched it last night and it was like watching a smugumentary. Arrrgh.

pud1 Fri 03-Dec-10 07:10:35

you get hold of her and i will fill the vat

gregtheguineapig Fri 03-Dec-10 07:12:47


orienteerer Fri 03-Dec-10 07:12:52


seeker Fri 03-Dec-10 07:18:42

And if I hear her say "Christ-t-tmas" again, I wom't be answerable for the conseguences!

deaconblue Fri 03-Dec-10 07:35:59

She should be arrested for overuse of similes too

gregtheguineapig Fri 03-Dec-10 07:45:49

Did you see her in the taxi eating the chocolate 'wwwwhhat'? then cheeky smug grin to camera. Arrrrrghh!!!!

poobumfartbollocks Fri 03-Dec-10 08:11:11

Oh I started a very similar thread last night! She is getting right on my wick at the moment lol

Callisto Fri 03-Dec-10 08:11:37

She is revolting.

Callisto Fri 03-Dec-10 08:13:14

She makes me want to vomit when she does that late-night-fridge-raid bit at the end of her nauseating programme.

tinselthechaffinch Fri 03-Dec-10 08:17:59

yy to twee overuse of similes. I nearly lost my dinner when she started going on about the bloody scones' cellulite, and then their egg wash 'makeup' (boak), leading to the inevitable arch comment about fake tan.

PerpetuallyAnnoyedByHeadlice Fri 03-Dec-10 08:19:00

love "smugumentary" grin

NigellaPleaseComeDineWithMe Fri 03-Dec-10 10:33:19

Why watch the programme if you don't like her?

She can come and raid my fridge any day or night grin.

BooBooGlass Fri 03-Dec-10 10:37:28

I was watching it with dp last night and he said she needed one of these to stop her incessant bloody fridge raiding. Her arteries hate her

TrillianAstra Fri 03-Dec-10 10:40:02

She would eat up all the vat of smugness and lick her lips afterwards.

FindingMyMojo Fri 03-Dec-10 10:42:32

will you suck your own fingers afterwards? and smirk?

ChocolateMoose Fri 03-Dec-10 10:51:55

Agree about Nigella. Anyone remember the piss-take smug cookery series Posh Nosh with Arabella Weir? There are a couple of brief clips here

tinselthechaffinch Fri 03-Dec-10 11:02:27

I didn't watch it. I flicked on to it during the Corrie ad breaks!

GuardianReader Fri 03-Dec-10 11:05:10

I think she's lovely grin

UnquietDad Fri 03-Dec-10 11:09:10

At least if you took her out to dinner she would eat properly and not sit there and pick at a salad.

I think she is marvellous. You're all just a jealous bunch of vipers wink

NigellaPleaseComeDineWithMe Fri 03-Dec-10 11:11:56

Not only would she eat properly she would try to eat some of your portion too - using the term greed too much can be a bit grating at times but she really does enjoy her food and giving to others - what's not to like?

KathyImLost Fri 03-Dec-10 11:14:14

I like her. I liked her even more after reading 'C'. She's a really good person and she's allowed to be happy.

JennyPiccolo Fri 03-Dec-10 11:18:04

I quite like her as well, she's posh in an endearing way. Kirstie Allsop can piss off though.

ledkr Fri 03-Dec-10 11:20:01

Yeah i felt all cringy at the cab scene,so what your eating a square of chocolate!I like her cooking but hate her smugness and she is sooooo greedy.

bupcakesandcunting Fri 03-Dec-10 11:30:21

I like Nigella. She is becoming a pastiche of herself but I think it's amusing enough.

Her recipes are ace, too. They always work. And she's a great ambassador for women actually fucking eating.

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