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to be bloody sick of boobs?

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TheYuleLogLady Tue 30-Nov-10 16:33:37

i love boobs, really i do. but as well as spending my days making small talk while helping hand expresing, hoiking them up from under armpits, twiddling them into something suckable and moving a fractious babys around until they decide to take a mouthful; i have now taken to dreaming about them every night.

i even look at boobs in waitrose queues and wonder if they'd be easy to get a baby onto or not.

i need a day off.

BigWelt Tue 30-Nov-10 16:38:52

I love boobs. i even look at boobs in waitrose queues and wonder if they'd be easy to get a baby onto or not.

emptyshell Tue 30-Nov-10 16:54:58

Boobs - flipping handy if you drop your contact lens while trying to put it in.

FreudianFoxSquishedByAPouffe Tue 30-Nov-10 16:57:07

I always found it difficult to hear about the programme 'nigella express' without thinking of breast pumps hmm

MeowyChristmasEveryone Tue 30-Nov-10 16:57:22

I hate mine. Would have 'em removed tomoro if I could!!! And, yes, I AM female.

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